Tag: humor

Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I’d be a politician....

Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, “I am sure you believe that I will go to hell when I die, and that once there I will suffer all the pains and tortures...

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?””Is that including, or not including you?...

She shrugs.”Men””Men.””If we can send one man to the moon, why can’t we send them all there?...

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life....

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like, who drinks as much as you do....

I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker’s dozens! …they come in thirteens....

If she can’t spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell....

I can’t abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!...

Someday is not a day of the week....