Tag: humor

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments....

Can you enter a house uninvited?””No.””Why?””That would be rude....

Do you answer a question directly?””Hard to say. Ah, there, I’ve done it again...

I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way…”“Yes, they do that,” said Dumbledore....

You, Ms. Lane, are a menace to others! A walking, talking catastrophe in pink!...

Everything here is edible; even I’m edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies....

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. For instance, if you wake up to the sound of twittering birds, and find yourself...

I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”“If you’re the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or...

To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems...

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have....