Tag: humor

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty....

What…what about when I’m married?”“We’ll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits....

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die....

I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes.”I could kiss you!” Chubs cried.”Please don’t!” I gasp out, feeling his arms tighten around my ribs to the...

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere...

Gabi to Marcus “I can’t believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!...

Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I’m not...

Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black....

I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research....

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons....