Spider Robinson, Off the Wall at Callahan’s
Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me…only he’s an imbecile....
Tag: humor
Melina Marchetta, Froi of the Exiles
Are you an idiot, or an idiot?’ Gargarin hissed.’The first one. I really resent being called the second....
Peter De Vries
I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork....
Kristin Cashore, Bitterblue
Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely....
John Bingham, No Need for Speed: A Beginner’s Guide to the Joy of Running
The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start....
Scott Dikkers, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God....
Flannery O’Connor, A Good Man is Hard to Find and Other Stories
She would’ve been a good woman,” said The Misfit, “if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life....
Megan Whalen Turner, The King of Attolia
I am not sure I trust you.””You can trust me with your life, My King.””But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back....
P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!
Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove....
A.A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner
No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think....
