Tag: humor

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn’t the faintest idea what the heck is really going on....

No one believes a liar. Even when she’s telling the truth....

You’re such a pain in the ass. (Butch) Said the SIG to the Glock. (V)...

I didn’t know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long.” -Nudge...

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable....

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding....

That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy.”Pex was unrepentant. “Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us … all those things.”But—buried alive! That’s like in that horror movie. Y’know — the one with all the horror.”I think I saw that...

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men...

Life’s greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost....

What was that?” Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.”Brill,” Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.”Again?” Belgarath demanded with exasperation. “What was he doing this time?””Trying to fly, last time I saw him.” Silk smirked.The old man looked...