Tag: love

I’ve learned that it doesn’t matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you....

He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax…...

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that....

I still love him so much I’ll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I’ll do anything to destroy him....

I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at ‘I’ve never been to Long Island,'” Zach said.I couldn’t keep a big goofy grin from my face.I loved you at ‘I...

But you can’t stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat....

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it....

It’s not reasonable to love people who are only going to die,” she said.Nash thought about that for a moment, stroking Small’s neck with great deliberation, as if the fate of the Dells depended on that smooth, careful movement.”I have two...

Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn’t automatically open the door for you, stand by the darn thing and don’t get into the vehicle until he realises he needs to get...

Pulling the chair out for me, he invited me to sit. I stood there wondering if I could sprint for the nearest exit. Stupid strappy shoes, I’d never make it. He leaned in close and whispered in my ear, “I know...