Tag: politics

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book....

No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session....

When I’m out of politics I’m going to run a business, it’ll be called rent-a-spine...

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life....

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the...

I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues....

I have never voted in my life… I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it’s certain they will win....

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap....

Let them call me a rebel and welcome. I feel no concern from it. But should I suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul....

Total paranoia is just total awareness....