50+ Atheist Pick Up Lines {TESTED}
Atheists have a reputation for being skeptical and not believing in anything they can’t see or touch. But that doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy a good joke, especially when it comes to atheism pick up lines!
If you’re looking for a way to break the ice with that special someone, why not try one of these atheist pick up lines?
Atheist Pick Up Lines
- Did it hurt when you turned to logic and reasoning?
- I don’t believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.
- Evolution perfected itself when it made you.
- I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’ll make an exception for you.
- Are you an angel? Because you fell from heaven!
- I’d say you’re the bomb, but that would be a huge explosion of nothing.
- Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.
- Hey baby, it took Jesus 3 days to rise again, I only need 3 minutes.
- Bring your imaginary friend.
- sleep with me….
- Can I covet your ass?
- Hey girl, let’s combine our starstuff.
- Come on baby girl don’t let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life…
- Hey girl. You say only god may judge you. How about we put that to the test.
- Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
- Don’t worry. Nobody’s watching.
- Hi. I think you’re really beautiful and intelligent. Would you like to go out sometime?
- Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I’ll have you believing in the Big Bang!
- Did it hurt when you turned to logic and reasoning?
- I know I’m an atheist but, GOD DAMN you’re gorgeous!
- Are you religious? Wanna drink with me and sleep in together Sunday morning.
- Excuse me, but you are one sexy combination of atoms!
- Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.
- Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….
- Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don’t believe in STDs.
- Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.
- Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.
- I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.
Good Atheist Pick Up Lines
- I believe we are a perfect match, but will you come home with me so I can test my hypothesis.
- Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
- Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second. Mind if I join in?
- Do you like Revelations? I’m not wearing any underwear.
- Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.
- God is not great, but you are.
- Hey girl, do you believe in the survival of the fittest? Because I want to celebrate triumph your fine ass.
- Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!
- Hey you want to go watch Religulous and bang?
- Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to
- Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
- Wanna re-create the Big Bang?
- I know you’re an atheist, but I can make you scream God.
- When evolution made you, it was just showing off.
- Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he’s not real?
- Let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
- Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?
- Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
- Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
- You’re the only Carbon sample I wanna date!
- Are you a secular humanist? Because I want to engage in a rational conversation.
- Are you religious? Wanna drink with me and sleep in together Sunday morning.
- Hey babe, did it hurt? When you fell from nowhere?
- Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
- Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
- Come back to my pad and I’ll have you screaming Dawkins!
- Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
- I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.
- Are you a pastafarian? Because you have just been touched with noodly appendage.
- Can I covet your A$$?
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