63 Blind And Deaf Pick Up Lines {SEXY, FUNNY, DIRTY}

Whether you’re looking for love or just a good laugh, these blind and deaf pick-up lines are sure to break the ice!

Blind and deaf pick up lines may seem like an oxymoron, but they can be a fun and effective way to meet new people. Whether you’re looking for a way to break the ice with a new love interest or just want to have some fun with friends, these lines can help you do just that.

Blind And Deaf Pick Up Lines

1. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
2. Do your lips taste as good as they look?
3. Talking in sign language is so sexy.
4. They say that like master like dog. My dog is loyal like me.
5. I can’t see my penis. Can you tell me what it looks like?.
6. Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I’ve never dated a blind chick before.
7. Hey Baby. Do you like a dog in uniform?
8. I love it when you finger me.
9. Hey girl, are you the sun?
10. Do your lips taste as good as they look?
11. I can’t believe you’ve never met a Deaf person before.
12. I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps.
13. Have you ever been with a deaf guy before? That’s two reasons you’ll be screaming my name.
14. Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
15. Hey baby, you don’t need words for love. Let’s turn off the light and feel our way around.
16. Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?
17. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
18. Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I’ve never dated a blind chick before.
19. I know you can not talk, but your body language says it all.
20. Hey baby, you don’t need words for love. Let’s turn off the light and feel our way around.
21. Talking in sign language is so S#xy.
22. Can you read lips? (You mean the one on your face or…?)
23. I can’t see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.
24. I can’t hear but damn I can see your A$$!
25. You can’t hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.
26. I’m good with my hands and mouth.

Funny Blind And Deaf Pick Up Lines

1. If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.
2. Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
3. I can’t believe you’ve never met a Deaf person before.
4. Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither.
5. They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let’s make love.
6. You know, I was going to come here as a mime tonight until I saw you and just had to say hi.
7. I think I am blind to all of life’s problems because you have opened my eyes to all of life’s beauty.
8. I could smell you all day.
9. You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.
10. I don’t need eyes to see how beautiful you are.
11. Hey baby, can I read your nipples?
12. When I listen to my heart, it whispers your name.
13. You’re beauty is so blinding, you should be raybanned
14. I could smell you all day.
15. You can call me daredevil.
16. Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation!
17. A little bird told me that you wanted to meet me.
18. I would totally go on a blind date with you.
19. I can’t see my penis. Can you tell me what it looks like?
20. Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can’t read them.
21. Hey, baby, can I charge your hearing aid battery?
22. I can’t see my penis. Can you tell me what it looks like?
23. What up butter face.
24. Hold my hand. I will follow you everywhere you go.
25. I don’t need eyes to see how beautiful you are.
26. I can’t believe you’ve never met a Deaf person before.
27. Because you just blinded me with your beauty‍🦯
28. Do your lips taste as good as your voice?
29. You smell like trash, may I take you out?
30. Do your lips taste as good as your voice?
31. I may be blind, but I can still “see” a future with you…
32. I read lips all the time, and you have the prettiest lip I ever seem.
33. Hey Baby. Do you like a dog in uniform?
34. I can’t hear but damn I can see your ass!
35. Hey come over here and let me read your chest!
36. Let’s just let our hands do all the talking.
37. They tell me if I could see your face, I’d instantly fall in love…

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