57 Emo Pick Up Lines {SEXY, DIRTY, FUNNY}

Welcome to my blog! Today, I wanted to share some of my favorite emo pick up lines. If you’re looking to score a date with that special someone, then these lines are sure to get their attention. From classic one-liners to clever puns, I’ve got you covered. So without further ado, here are my top emo pick up lines:

Emo Pick Up Lines

• Are you death because im so EMO?
• Let’s go beat up some emo kids!
• I like that shade of black you’re wearing.
• I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.
• From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.
• I have something that I don’t have. I love him but he’s not mine.
• Unlike my hair colour you’re not just a phase.
• If my hair wasn’t covering my eyes right now, I’d be staring at you.
• Let’s have kiss and listen to MCR.
• I’d stop wearing black for you.
• I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Wanna read?
• I found the cure to growing older, and you’re the only place that feels like home.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?
• Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.
• Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?
• Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?
• I hate my world, but only because my world doesn’t have you in it.
• I got u this waterproof eyeliner so you could cry over mcr without smudging it.
• Come with me baby it’ll be a day to remember.
• Do you wanna come over later, to my house, and watch American beauty in the dark?
• Girl, you are a mess and I am a mess, so why not?
• Do you like heavy metal because I can teach you how to scream.
• The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.
• Come back to my place and I’ll show you my eyeliner collection.
• Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.
• Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your pussy tonight.
• I wish to be the friction in your jeans.
• I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?
• You’re good, but so was MCR, and they broke up.

Pick Up Lines For Emos

• You can borrow my eyeliner.
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.
• Can you do my eyeliner for me?
• Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.
• Girl, would you kill me with your love?
• If I had chemical, I’d want some romance with you.
• I convinced MCR to get back together.
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
• I love your existence.
• I just wrote about you in my emotional journal. Wanna read?
• I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
• Are you life’s meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.

• I don’t want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.
• Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.
• Can you help me tease my hair?
• Hey girl, let’s date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.
• I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you.
• Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.
• How about you and I get together and we’ll make our own rebel love song.
• Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.
• You make my soul a little less black.
• You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.
• Are you nasty?
• Girl, would you kill me with your love?
• Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?
• I will love you from the first to the last.
• Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

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