50 Instagram DM Pick Up Lines {TESTED}

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Instagram DM Pick Up Lines

• If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair. 
• If you were a dessert, what would you be?
• You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
• Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
• Drake would call you and I God’s plan.
• Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
• You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
• My whole life is a comedy. Who wants to turn it into a romantic comedy with me?
• I guess your parents are bakers, because they made you such a cutie pie!
• Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope.
• You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
• I am sure that God has given all his time in making you, the remaining human race has been created in haste.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.
•  I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
• If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?
• If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
• They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
• I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• Rose’s are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

Instagram Pick Up Lines

• Are you google? because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless
• I think of you only twice a day – when I am alone and when I am with someone else.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?
• My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?
• Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
• Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pick up line related to that era.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• If you were a page, you’d be fine print.
• Cheesy chat-up line, gif war or blind date?
• Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• Drinks or coffee this week?
• God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
• You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I’m cute.
• There is no cosmetic to gain a beauty like yours.
• Here, take my heart but don’t break it, okay?
• Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
• Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
• I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
• Did you drink soda? because you look so-da-licious.
•  Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

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