Beach Pick Up Lines

By Chetan 18 October 2021 Pick Up Lines 0 Comments

Beach Pick Up Lines You’ll Actually Use A beach is a fun place, but if you’re new to the shore, it can be hard to know where to start. Asking girls on dates at the beach is a great way to break the ice and get some experience under your belt. But making mistakes on the first date will make her never want to go out with you again. Here are some pickup lines that won’t seem corny or desperate, and will help you get.

When someone comes up to me and says “Hey, nice beach.” I’m clueless as to what that means. Is it a compliment? A question? A statement of the obvious? Just don’t start with an opening line like that. What you should say is something like, “I just bought some new shades at the flea market. They’re pretty cool.”

Best Beach Pick Up Lines

Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I hope you know CPR because you’re taking my breath away
If you were a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky, or your eyes.
Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
I wanna pound you the way the ocean pounds the surf.
I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours?
Hey baby! Today is your lucky day because you have wished upon the star.
Choose between me or your work, baby, we gonna spend quality time together.
Hey Jane! I desire to make a clone out of you. Can you give me a lock of your attractive hair?

Cheesy Beach Pick Up Lines

Can I spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R.
Hey baby! I will investigate the reasons why you didn’t drop dead because I am a necrophiliac.
Hey baby! Do you care for the homeless citizens? If yes, I wish to live with you.
I am stalking you because I guess you are cornfield.
Hey baby! I have been undressing you with my imagination and my eyes all day long. Come and spend some time with me tonight to verify what I have been seeing.
Hey Ran! I decided to kill your crush so that we can live together forever.
Would you keep me in the safe arms of your love if I follow you home?
I wish to be in your womb for the next nine months. Can you call me baby so that I will be there?
My cough seems to pull you out but I don’t mean it.
Hey friend! I just got two sweet nipples for a dime. (Beach Pick Up Lines)
Hey baby! I guess you are in your season. Do you wanna breed?
Come on baby. I am a big fan of your dad.
Hey baby! I am new in this neighbourhood. Can you take me to your apartment so that we can have some fun?
The last body that looks like yours was buried in my basement.
Hey baby! Come visit me tonight. I will handle your body nicely.

Dirty Beach Pick Up Lines

Hey baby! let’s enjoy the freshness of the day and the silent moments of the night together.
Hey Wendy! I hope you will not call the cops if I touch you tonight.
You are interesting and attractive to behold, let’s have a drink together tonight.
It seems there is something wrong with my eyes because I find it difficult to take them off you.
Hey baby! You are looking so pretty. I wish to drink your bathwater.
Hey Lisa! Can I read your beautiful t-shirt in braille?
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don’t have a boner right now.
Is it hot out here, or is it just you?
I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south.
I feel like I’m in the Arctic because when I’m with you it’s like the sun never sets.
You and this beach make me feel more alive than I was in the last few years.
I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island…wanna make out?
Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there’s only one you.
You got me going crazy, baby girl.

Beach Bum Pick Up Lines

Don’t save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Hey, you wanna check out my long board.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?
Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? ‘Cause you took my breath away.
Have you been sunbathing? Cuz you’re tan.
Hey wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
I hope you know CPR because you’re taking my breath away.
Hey girl, if you got stung by a jellyfish I’d definitely pee on you.
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming. (Beach Pick Up Lines)
I’d swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
I feel like I’m in the Arctic, because when I’m with you it’s like the sun never sets.

Beach Volleyball Pick Up Lines

If someone throws sharks in the water, I’ll save you first.
This sunburn is hot, but baby… you’re hotter.
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there’s only one you.
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
u are old enough to swim in the deep end aren’t you?
You do know how to inflate your raft, don’t you? Just put your lips together and blow.
You know, they call it adult swim for a reason.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil. .
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
You make my heart slip ‘n slide.
You really flip turn me on.
You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire!
You’re like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
You’re so hot, the sun is jealous.
You’ve got the fanciest fantail I’ve ebber seen.

Beach Party Pick Up Lines

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
Your nickname should be ‘Pool Tile,’ because you’re slippery when wet.
Your skin is burning like my heart.
I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Hey girl, I’d swim up to 800 meters for your love.
Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.
The waves won’t be the only thing you’ll be riding today.
Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!
Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.
I barely noticed you in the winter months.
I can’t swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
Hey baby! Can you please cover up your hot body cause the sun is melting and it getting hot here?
Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I’m drowning in your eyes…
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?
Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you’re making my face all red.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I’d say I’m a pretty good swimmer too.
Surf’s up—wanna be my board?
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
I don’t want you to get a sunburn. how about i cover you with my body?
Can you tell me if the inside of my mouth tastes like saltwater?
I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away
Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me
You’re a wealthy neglected housewife, I’m a pool boy. It’s practically required by law that you do me.