60 Classic Pick Up Lines {CHESSY, FUNNY, DIRTY}

Classic pick up lines are a staple of romantic comedies and sitcoms. But do they actually work in real life? In this blog post, we’ll take a look at the scientific evidence for and against the effectiveness of pick-up lines.

Classic Pick Up Lines

• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.
• Let’s do like two particles in the Hadron Collider and smash into each other.
• Hallou – is it – mi you’re looking for?
• If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
• Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.
• I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
• Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
• I was nearly feta-p of dating, but I couldn’t pass up the chance to talk to you.
• Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
• You look too gouda to be true. 
• Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
• Please, tell me the key to your heart.
• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• You dropped something. My jaw.
• Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
• Would you mind loaning me a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
• Please come closer, I Camembert to be without you. 
• Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• I’m not pretty, your pretty. Lets go out.
• Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.
• You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
• I’ll never let you feel provolone. 
• Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
• I don’t have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.
• Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
• The sparkle in your eyes is so bright; the sun must be jealous.
• Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
• If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
• Hard to get is Sonata thing for me.

Classic Cheesy Pick Up Lines

• Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
• I’m selectively permeable, so you really must be something special.
• I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away
• Are you ice cream? Because I’d lick you.
• You cheddar believe I have more cheesy compliments waiting.  
• Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
• There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
• You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
• Are you a Margherita pizza? Because you look Mozzar-hella good.
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
• Do you know why it doesn’t matter if there’s gravity or not? Because I’d still fall for you.
• If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
•  There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
• Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what’s in between!
• I could make a Liszt of all the ways you amaze me.
• Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all night long.
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
• Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
• Do you have a map? I just got totally lost in your eyes.
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
• Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• You’re the ideé fixe to my Symphonie fantastique.
• You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
• I’d really love to touch bass with you sometime.
• You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
• I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

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