50 Computer Pick Up Lines For Your Crush

Computer Pick up Lines:- Everyone loves computers whether it’s window or mac and if you want to impress someone with a computer pick up line then this post is just for you. 

If your crush love to talk about computer and other accessories then you can use these flirty phrases to have a good conversation. Use these computer related pickup lines at schools, colleges, or even tech companies.

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Best Computer Pick Up Lines

  • Can I do a penetration test on your back door?

  • Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?

  • Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

  • Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

  • Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean

  • Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.

  • You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs.

  • You want to learn about computers, huh, you’ve already passed the first lesson “Turning Me On”

  • You defragment my life

  • Are your pants a compressed file? ‘Cause I’d like to unzip them.

  • Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

  • Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

  • Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz I’m feeling the connection!

  • Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…

  • Girl, you got software? I’ve got hardware. Together, we can liveware ever we want.

  • I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access

  • You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

  • I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

  • Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. (Computer Pick up Lines)

  • I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

  • You must be the square root of two, ’cause I feel irrational around you.

  • Are you a piece of carbon? ‘Cause I would love to date you.

  • Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? ‘Cause, you’re BeAuTiful!

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Computer Science Pick Up Lines

Computer Science Pick Up Line

  • You PnP? I wanna RAM this RAW Hard Disk up your Megahertz’d Computer. Nothing PC bout it.

  • You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime

  • Baby, you must be Google Glasses because you augment my reality

  • Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

  • Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

  • You had me at “Hello World.” (Computer Pick up Lines)

  • Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base belongs to you.

  • Need me to unzip your files?

  • Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!

  • I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’

  • How about we go home and you handle my exception?

  • If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.

  • Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.

  • You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

  • Are you Google Glass? ‘Cause you augment my reality.

  • Do you still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

  • Do you read Harry Potter? Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.

  • You make my software turn into hardware.

  • I always thought love was an abstract class until you made an instance of it.

  • If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!

  • You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads. (Computer Pick up Lines)

  • What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

  • I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

  • What do you say we play a game of “Words With More Than Friends?”

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