26 Twitter Pick Up Lines {TESTED}

Twitter has become a popular platform for people to connect with others. With over 310 million monthly active users, there are bound to be some interesting pick up lines. Here are some of the best Twitter pick up lines that we could find.

Twitter Pick Up Lines

• If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you
• Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
• Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
• I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
• We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
• Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
• I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
• You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
• If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’ (Twitter Pick Up Lines)
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
• Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
• Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
• If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in. (Twitter Pick Up Lines)
• Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
• Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.