60+ Watch Pick Up Lines [ Apple, Wrist, and Funny]

Finding a pick up lines for watch lovers might be a hard task? But not now cause today we have covered some of the best watch pick up lines for your crush. You can use these flirty phrases on your date or on your social media platforms like Facebook or Instagram. Watches are one of the most popular accessories there is no one on earth who doesn’t like watches.

Watches are one of the topics that anyone would love to talk about. So it’s a golden chance for you to impress your crush with these watch pick up lines.

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Wrist Watch Pick Up Lines 

• My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

• My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on. Or is it 10 minutes faster?

• Hey, are you a potato? Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

• Are you the LoTR? Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

• I’m no mathematician but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

• Are you the Imposter? Because my neck snapped watching you walk by…

• Hey girl, if you were a sunset I’d want to watch you go down on me. Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it’s good. If used, post their response below

• My magic watch tells me you’re not wearing any underwear. You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

• Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

• Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years… But I’d rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

• Clocks in disagreement are worse than no clock at all. 

• One can expect an agreement between philosophers sooner than between clocks.

• Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.

• The clocks understood, they kept moving, motion, following the truth that change is the nature of God’s mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain.

• By putting forward the hands of the clock you shall not advance the hour.

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Apple Watch Pick Up Lines

• Even stopped clocks are right twice a day.

• Since 1987, when I got my first one, I’ve been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7.

• Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

• The hours of folly are measured by the clock; but of wisdom, no clock can measure.

• All clocks break, and what breaks them is Time.

• My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it

• In presence of the moon nobody sees stars.

• Love is like dried flowers sometimes. Even though you watch the petals shrink and change colour, you cannot help treasuring them

• I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

• Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39″ tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

• Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

• Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

• Can my Direwolf watch precious?

• Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

• Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

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Pick Up Lines Using Watch

• I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

• Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you’d be Edition.

• I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

• It’s your time

• Time with Perfection

• Inspired by arctic beauty

• Because times are changing

• Technology for life

• Instruments for professionals

• Better Starts Now

• Where ideas come to life

• The right time for life

• The art of being unique

• Can You Kiss Me On The Cheek So I Can At Least Say A Cute Girl Kissed Me Tonight?

  You might surprise yourself and get what you ask for with this one.

• It’s Not My Fault I Fell In Love. You’re The One That Tripped Me.

  I hurt my mouth from the fall… Can you kiss it to make it feel better?

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My Magic Watch Pick Up Lines

• What Time Do You Have To Be Back In Heaven?

  The clock’s-a-tickin’ and we don’t have much time.

• Your Smile Lit Up The Room So I Had To Come Over.

  Sweet, simple and cute.

• You might be suffering from lack of vitamin me

  “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me meaning I.” This pick-up line is so corny that it’s cute. Make her want you by telling her that she has been deprived of you so far.

• I’ll be back in a moment, my mom told me to call her when I’d found the woman of my dreams

  This cute pick-up line is sure to make her blush away. This is one of the smooth pickup lines for guys.

• If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I would be in and outta you all day

  Top-of-the-line among the sexy pick-up lines for men. This can be a great turn on when used at the right moment.

• Call me Rick Astley because I’ll never give you up and never let you down

  With this musical pick-up line, make a reference to this old bop to keep her impressed and interested. Everyone loves a good ol’ love song.

• Can you lend me a sweet kiss? I swear to give it back

  An interesting joke, this will surely have her at a loss for words. Especially, if she wants to kiss you as much as you want to kiss her.

• Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

• Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

• You are a unicorn beyond my Minotaur. You are a eureka beyond my maitai. You are a Yuletide beyond my minesweeper. You are a euphemism beyond my myna bird.

• Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

• Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!

• There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

• You might not have been my first love but you were the love that made all other loves seem irrelevant.

• You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

• How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace.

• Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

• I really like your (comment on something interesting she is holding, wearing or reading).

• You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.         

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