40+ Jewish Pick Up Lines {TESTED}

In the world of dating, picking up lines are often seen as cheesy, corny, and even sleazy. But what about Jewish pick up lines? Are they any better? In this blog post, we will explore the world of Jewish pick up lines. From the classic to the modern, we will cover pick up lines that are sure to make you laugh – and maybe even help you score a date!

Jewish Pick Up Lines

• I’ll take you to the promised land.
• Are you the messiah, because I’ve been waiting for you.
• Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
• Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
• Are you Jewish Cause you Israeli hot
• Do you want to shake my luluv?
• Are you Jewish? Cause the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
• Don’t worry I won’t passover you.
• My name is Dovid. But they call me Goliath. Wanna find out why?
• Can I put out your burning bush?
• Are you Jewish? Cause the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
• Can I go into you garden of Eden?
• Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! Jewish Pick Up Lines
• God just told me there was going to be a flood and I’ve decided to save you
• Let me see your shirt tag, that’s right, made in Eden.
• Are you the massiah, because I’ve been waiting for you.
• After getting lost for 40 years I’ve think I’ve finally found what I was looking for
• Dang girl, I’d like to bake my rugelach in your oven.
• Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
• Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
• Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot
• Are you bar mitzvah, cuz I need a woman?
• Come shake your tush at tonight’s shabbos tish.
• Can I come into your massada?
• Even though it’s breaking a commandment, I’m worshipping you right now.
• Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?
• Why is this night different than all other nights? I’ll show you why…
• Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
• Are you the messiah, because I’ve been waiting for you.
• Want to party in my sukkah?
• Can I light your manorah?
• Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!
• Baby I’d nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
• Can I put out your burning bush?
• God just told me there was going to be a flood and I’ve decided to save you.
• Can this maccabee fit inside your canon? Jewish Pick Up Lines
• Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! Are you from Iraq? Cause I’d love to see you Baghdad kiss up
• Are you a torah? ‘Cause I wanna dance with you all night.
• My apples are just dying for your honey!
• Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
• Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
• Are you Jewish? Cuz you’re a kippah
• Can I light your manorah?
• Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?
• Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
• I’ll take you to the promised land. Jewish Pick Up Lines
• Can I go into you garden of Eden?
• Do you wanna spin my dreidel?

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