70+ SAVAGE Anti Pick Up Lines {BEST RESPONSE}
Sometimes it’s okay to reply with some savage anti pick up lines to people that throw cheesy stuff at you? But it’s difficult to think of some great ideas. But not now, Cause today we have collected some of the really savage anti pick up lines that will embarrass stalkers and nerds.
Anti Pick Up Lines
Below are some really hard and savage anti pick up lines that you can easily copy and paste.
- There isn’t a single feature of your face that I would change.
- Camel called.He wants his toe back.
- Do you know how I know we’ll be having sex tonight? I’m a lot bigger than you are.
- What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
- He: Do you like aardvark?
- She: No. He: Neither do I, I’m Harold
- Are you a fortune cookie?Because you’re always wrong.
- Are you free anytime soon? No. I’m very expensive
- are you from subway because you givin me a footlong
- I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it’s a diet coke.
- Do you enjoy a glass of wine?
- My fridge is hotter than you.
- Do you know Santa?Because you’re not what I wanted for Christmas.
- Haven’t we met before? Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
- If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
- Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on.
- Girl: Really? I think you would too.
- Have you met Ted?
- Because you’re not the Christmas present, I was hoping for.
- Are you from tennessee? Because it looks like your missing some teeth.
- Guy: What’re you doing Friday night?
- Girl: Not you.
- Because you appear to have landed on your face.
- From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life
- Do you know who Santa Claus is?
- Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
- Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
- Are you an erection? Because you’re growing on me.
Funny Anti Pick Up Lines
- Hey girl, are you a broom?
- <Why, because I swept you off your feet?>
- No, because you’re really hairy.
- From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
- Camel beckoned.
- Are you being followed by anyone? Because I’m catching a glimpse of someone behind your back.
- Are you free anytime soon?
- You do this by converting my hardware into software.
- Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
- Your name must be Calculus Homework because I have no interest in doing you.
- Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin’!
- Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together.
- Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.
- I know you’re wearing Nike, but I’m not going to do it.
- Because you should keep a distance of 93 million miles from me.
- Are you a fortune cookie? Because you’re always wrong.
- Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.
- Would you have sex with me for $100? I could really use the money.
- Are you a technician who works with computers?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, and I used to think I was unattractive until I met you.
- Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
- Are you a computer technician?Because you turn my hardware into software.
- Are you a red light because stop.
- Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won’t do it.
- I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?
- guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon?
- girl: No. guy: well your no help.
- Is there a beauty gene in your family? Clearly, it doesn’t work in yours!
- Calculus Homework must be your name because I am not interested in doing you.
Responsive Anti Pick Up lines
- Are you an ornithologist?… because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.
- Are you on your period, because there’s a blood stain on your pants
- He’d like his toe back.
- When I see your face there’s not a thing that I would change. Except for the direction I’m walking in.
- Your name must be trigonometry because you make me want to cry.
- Have you ever had a guy come up to you and tell you how lovely you are? They must have been significantly drunker than I am.
- I’d like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
- Except for the direction in which I’m walking.
- Do you think you’re the sun?
- Girl: It’s already together dumbass
- Are you a banker? Because you need to leave me a loan.
- Isn’t it possible that I’ve seen you before? Yes, that is why I no longer visit.
- Do you like wine? Because that’s all your doing.
- Guy: I believe in women’s rights. That’s what women deserve.
- Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not…
- Are there people following you? Because I’m seeing someone behind your back.
- You know how I know we’re going to have sex, tonight? I’m bigger than you.
- Can I buy you a drink?
- Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are? They must have been much drunker than I am.
- You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you look inbred.
- When I see your face there’s not a thing that I would change.Except the direction I’m walking in.
- Are you a UPS employee? Because I’m quite interested in your package.
- When you descended from heaven, did it hurt?
- Are you the sun?Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
- Does beauty run in your family? It obviously doesn’t in yours!
- Because you’re the only one who can accomplish it.
- Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
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