30 Best Diarrhea Pick Up Lines {TESTED}

What’s up, buddy? Are you looking for some creative diarrhea pick up lines? Then you are in the right place.

People love having a funny pickup line, even when they’re sick. For example, you can still impress your crush even if they are suffering from diarrhea. But how? Well, this is only possible if you use our Diarrhea Pick Up Lines. Yes, in this post we have gathered some fun and effective diarrhea pick up lines that you can use on your crush. Help them to be happy and feel normal when they are sick.

Best Diarrhea Pick Up Lines For Crush

My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!

My love for you is like my diarrhea: I can’t keep it in

My love for you is just like diarrhea..

Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea I just cant keep it in anymore.

Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea

Cause once you start coming, you won’t be able to stop

I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won’t be able to stop.

I just cant hold it in

Hey girl, are you diarrhea? Cause once you start coming, you won’t be able to stop

 Babe, I’ll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

I can’t hold it in.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.

My Love for You is Like Diarrhea…!

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.

My love for you is like diarrhea

Hey girl, are you diarrhea?

I just can’t hold it in

Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won’t have diarrhea after this.

I Just Can’t Hold it in.

My love for you is like diarrhea…

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.

I just cant keep it in anymore.

I just can’t hold it in

My love for you is like diarrhea,

My Love for You is Like Diarrhea Because I can’t hold it in much longer.

Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea. I just cant keep it in anymore.

Hey girl, are you diarrhea? Because once you start coming, you won’t be able to stop.

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

I just can’t hold it in..

I can’t hold it in for 30 sec (or anymore)

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