20+ God Pick Up Lines

God Pick Up Lines:- If you are searching for the best pick up lines for god lovers then you are at the right place. Here are some of the best flirty lines for god lovers.

Read More:- Greek Pick Up Lines

  • If God made anything more beautiful than you

    I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

  • I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

  • Hello, my name is Will.

    As in, I’m Gods will for your life.

  • I hear god is watching, so let’s give him a show.

  • I am going to extend my power pole and send you off to God.

  • God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

  • Hey girl were you born on Monday?

    Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.

  • Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

  • Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of ‘Good God’ wrappd up in some ‘Have Mercy’, with a side of ‘Ungh!

  • I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

  • Are you religious?

  • ‘Cause your prayers have just been answered.

  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?

  • Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek.

Read More:- Greece Pick Up Lines

Funny God Pick Up Lines

  • Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought.

  • “Made in Heaven.” You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.

  • You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

  • You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

  • Do you believe in Divine appointment?

  • Is your daddy a Pastor?

  • Cause that body is preachhhing to the choir.

  • Hey girl, what are you giving up for lent, because you should be giving up dat ass.

  • I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

  • Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior.

  • I might not be Mormon, but I’m MoreMan that you’ve ever seen.

  • You have an ass like the North Star……. Wise men will follow it.

  • The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.

  • They Call Me God Of Thunder…I’m going to hammer you Dry!

  • Are you a Jehovah’s Witness?

  • Cause I’m about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick.

Read More:- Mythology Pick Up Lines

Add a Comment

Your email address will not be published.

x