It’s that time of year again! The leaves are changing color, the air is getting chilly, and you’re looking for some new pick up lines to use on your crush. But why settle for the same old tired lines when you can spice things up with some weather and environment pick up lines?
Weather And Environment Pick Up Lines
Really, girl, you are hotter than this weather.
Don’t say you’ve got a girlfriend, cuz that would be an inconvenient truth.
Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me
I can’t resist your gravitational pull.
The weather isn’t the only thing that’s hot.
Don’t worry baby, we’ve got world class spill protection.
I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we’re having kiss later.
If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?
How’d you like to capture some of my emissions?
Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?
Can I be your axis for the night?
Screw me if I’m wrong, but it’s freezing in Phoenix.
I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.
Do it for Mother Earth.
Did you know I recorded the 1953 Christmas hit ‘Santa Baby’?
Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?
Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me
This weather and your face have something in common…I like it.
I am glad we are creating a sustainable relationship.
When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants
Pick Up Lines About Weather And Environment
There’s a storm coming- want to feel it in my bone?
I’m not a snowman,
How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.
Do you believe in the big bang theory?
Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.
Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?
I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.
Hey, let’s come up with compost, not love. As well as war.
Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather. but you make my heart melt.
I can see us in orbit together.
Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…
Do you know what time it is? It’s time to take your boyfriend to the dump.
I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly
Did you say spelunking?
Did that rising sea-level get your pants wet? We better get you out of those!
I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!
Nice f**king weather. Want to?
I hope it’s not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.
Turning off the Lights is one of my Turn On’s.
How deep are your oceans?
Here’s an inconvenient truth — you have a nice ass
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