How many times have you been in the kitchen, heating up your food in the microwave, and thought to yourself, “Man, I wish I could use this as an opportunity to meet someone”? No? Just us? Okay, well, either way, we’ve got you covered with our list of microwave pick up lines!
So next time you’re feeling bold, try one of these out on that cutie you’ve been eyeing up in the student union. Who knows, they might just be into it.
Microwave Pick Up Lines
Are you a microwave, Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes
Are you a microwave? Because I want you to pop my corn.
Hey, are you food? ‘Cause I’d like to heat you up.
You must be microwaved, because you’re hot as hell.
Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds.
We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.
Babe, I got a microwave and things about to get really hot.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to turn you on tonight.
Girl people call me microwave. Because I want your buns in me.
Are you microwaveable? Because I will feast on you tonight.
Do you have a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.
I am a well planned microwave. Because I got a tactical nuke in my pants.
Hey girl, are you a microwave? Cuz all you reply is hmm
Are you a microwave? Because you turn my frozen soul into a hot meal.
Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.
Hey girl are you a microwave Cause I wanna have a bath with you
Are you a microwave meal? Because the picture always looks better than the real thing.
Are you a microwave? ‘Cause mmmmmmmmmm
Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.
Are you a microwave? Because I want to put my hot dog in you until it explodes.
Call me microwave. Because I can pull it out when it gets hot.
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Hey girl, are you a microwave? Cause mmmmmmmmm
Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.
Are you microwaveable? Because I got some hot pockets.
Are you a microwave? Coz mmmmmmm
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