We all know that the pencil is mightier than the sword. But did you know that the pencil can also be used as a lethal weapon of seduction? With these pencil pick up lines, you’ll be able to sweep your crush off their feet and into your arms. So sharpen your pencils and get ready to use some serious wit and charm.
Pencil Pick Up Lines
Are you a sharpener. Because I’d like to stick my pencil in you.
Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.
Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.
Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Because you got a NiCE AsS.
Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.
Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?
Babe, I got a pencil and I am ready to rewrite our future together.
Babe, you a pencil? Because I would totally use you for my homework.
Baby, you got a broken pencil? Mine will work just fine.
Can I borrow a pencil? Because I want to push my tip inside up and down.
Can I borrow your pencil? Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
Damn girl, are you .2 mm pencil lead? Because you are fine!
Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.
Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.
Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.
Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.
Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.
Girl, are you a pencil? Because I would pen-itrate you any time.
Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.
Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.
Girl, you must be a pencil, because you really lead me on.
Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? Because I wanna stick my lead in you.
Are you a mechanical pencil? Cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you
Are you a pencil sharpener? Bc i want to stick my pencil in you
Hey girl are you a pencil sharpener Because my pencil really needs sharpening
Next year without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Do u have a pencil, So I can erase your past and write our future
Do you have a pencil I can borrow? Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
Are you a cassette tape? Cuz at the end of the day, I want to put my pencil in you and rewind
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