55 BEST Chess Pick Up Lines [FUNNY, CHESSY, DIRTY]

Playing chess with your crush, do you want to impress them? If yes then this post will help you, because in this post you will get some effective Chess Pick Up Lines. We know that it is difficult for a man to start a meaningful conversation with his crush. Well, that’s because guys don’t know how to flirt with them and throw a good pick up line. But now you have a grea8t collection of pick up lines for a game of chess.

Chess Pick Up Lines

Chess Pick Up Lines
  • Girl you flood my dopamine neurotransmitters.
  • Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
  • Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis.
  • Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?
  • Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.
  • Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
  • Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother.
  • If you were a drug you’d be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
  • Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
  • You’re the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.
  • When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
  • You make my dopamine levels go all silly.
  • I’ve got a great psychoAn@!ysis couch back home, care to try it out? (Chess Pick Up Lines)
  • Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you’re making me drool.
  • Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
  • My hypothalamus is going wild for you!
  • You make my medulla spatter.
  • Wanna come back to my place and do something you’ll repress later?
  • Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.
  • You remind me of my mother.
  • Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
  • If you’re an axon, i would be your myelin sheath.
  • I’ve got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?
  • I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.
  • I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
  • I think I’ve just been classically conditioned by your beauty.
  • Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?

Funny Chess Pick Up Lines

Chess Pick Up Lines
  • I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?
  • Why don’t you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
  • I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
  • I’d compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.
  • Baby, all I see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!
  • All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.
  • Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus, or is this just an unconditioned response?
  • Baby you’re like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
  • Baby you’re so beautiful…I can’t break down my thoughts and behavior around you.
  • Do come lay on my couch… With me. (Chess Pick Up Lines)
  • Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
  • You put me in an altered state of consciousness.
  • You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.
  • I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number cutie.
  • Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
  • I’ll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!
  • Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal.
  • I’m not feeling myself today, may I feel you?
  • According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you’re beautiful.
  • Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.
  • Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.
  • You’re into threesomes? Great, because I’ve got split personality.
  • Are you Broca’s apahsia? Because you leave me speechless.
  • I’ll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
  • Girl, I know you’re studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
  • I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream. (Chess Pick Up Lines)
  • Girl I’ve got some allostatic load for you right here.
  • Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

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