Good thing I bought term life insurance because I just saw you and my heart stopped!
If you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.
You don’t need a bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.
I’ll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You have beautiful calves.
You’re like an exposed electrical wire. Hot and dangerous.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Are you an archeologist? Because I have a small bone that needs examining.
Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
I love you like a marketer loves reporting.
Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood.
Is your daddy a carnival worker? Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.
Is your daddy an Aquafina worker cuz your jugs are perfect.
Is your daddy an artist because your a fine peice of work.
Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.
Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!
Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw
If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?
I’ll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It’ll bring us closer and you can own all of me.
I’ll tell you how many acres I farm.
You have the cutest little deductible I’ve ever seen!
Once you cock my revolver, it’ll inevitably go off.
Don’t worry ladies that isn’t a pistol in my pocket.
Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!
You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?…having an M.D.