100 Teacher Pick Up lines TESTED [Funny, Dirty & Flirty]

Teacher pick up lines:- Are you searching for flirty lines for your teacher? Well, if yes then you are at the rightful place. 

Are you in love with your teacher and want to impress her? Well, we know how that feels LOL…

So for you lover peoples, we have covered the best and the most flirty pick up lines for your teacher. 

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Best Flirty Pick Up Lines For Teachers

  • Hey there, Pretty Blue Eyes!

  • If you’re the teacher I’ll attend every class of yours.

  • God… I thought you were a student!

  • Drop and give me F cause I want to be in your class every year  

  • I can help you feel the burn  

  • I am gonna do anything to get an A.

  • Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

  • Care to evaluate each other?

  • Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

  • Carry your bookbag?

  • Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.  

  • You have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

  • You really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

  • From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.

  • I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

  • I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging, and well-informed.

  • If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous. (tinder pick up lines for teachers) 

  • It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

  • That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class, and group activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

  • Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

  • You really rocked that new seating arrangement way to separate the walkers.

  • You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

  • Wanna sign my yearbook with your big pen.

  • Meet me around the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out.  

  • How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie.

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Pick Up Lines For Teachers

  • I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.

  • I’m ADD….want to help me relax?

  • I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.

  • How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie?

  • How about I drop and give you 5 and a half?  

  • I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

  • Baby you like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

  • Ever hear of dodgeball?  

  • Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.  

  •   I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

  • I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

  •   If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

  • Bet I can pick you up.  (professor pick up lines)

  • What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

  • Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

  • Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  • I hear you’re good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

  • Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  • You must be a perfect test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  • I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.

  • You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day. (elementary teacher pick up lines)

  • Do you like Chemistry? Because I’ve got my ion you!

  • Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

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English Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

  • Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

  • They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

  • Your eyes are more beautiful than anything I have seen in my life!

  • I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.

  • When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.

  • You’re eyes are so blue I can’t look away.

  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

  • I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.

  • You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright but at the same time appealing and attractive.

  • Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away. (pick up lines for English teachers)

  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. That’s the best I could find.

  • Is it a blue-eyed white dragon?

  • Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.

  • I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes BLUE my mind.

  • It’s hot outside; let me go swimming in your blue eyes.

  • You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.

  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

  • Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

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Pick Up lines For Teachers

  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

  • Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!

  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

  • Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

  • Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

  • Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.

  •  Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes? (flirting with teacher quotes)

  • I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.

  • They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul – and baby, you must have one beautiful soul.

  • I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

  • If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

  • Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

  • Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes. 

  • You know what? Your eyes are exactly the same color as my Mercedes.

  • The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

  • I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.

  • You got something on your face – my eyes.

  • Babe, you must be a magician, because everyone else disappears every time I look into your eyes.

  • Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

  • Do you carry any other weapon with you besides your eyes?

  • You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.

  • Your eyes are beautiful, please let me wake up next to them every single day.

  • You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!

  • I’m not surprised the sky is grey today. All the blue is in your eyes.

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