The best carpenters make fewer shavings.
People love chopping wood.
In this activity, you see the results immediately.
Woodworking is the illusion of perfection
I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.
Babe, I’ll drill you first then nail you well.
I know how to use my tools.
As I said, I was a carpenter for a while. Carpenter Pick Up Lines
A girlfriend is like a good carpenter. No wood gets wasted.
Are you a carpenter? Because when you came into the room it became beautiful.
Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.
Are you a carpenter? Because you’re giving me wood!
Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.
Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.
Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?
Babe, I am a carpenter who builds stairs. I always think a step ahead.
Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.
Do you want a drink? I’ll get hammered and you will get nailed.
Gare are you a carpenter because you made my hotdog stand.
Girl are you a carpenter because you work my wood into the timber.
Girl, are you a carpenter? Because those are sweet legs you got.
Hey, baby are you a Carpenter? You are someone I could build a home with.
Hey carpenter, I’m hammered. Want to nail me?
Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.
Hey let’s play carpenter, first, we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.
I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.
I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won’t screw up
I guess you are a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood supply.
My personal favorite is the hammerhead screwdriver. Carpenter Pick Up Lines
You’re a carpenter’s wet dream – flat as a board and easy to nail.
Let’s play carpenter! First, we’re gonna get hammered, then I’m gonna nail you.
A girl is like a good carpenter No wood is wasted Hey baby, are you a carpenter?
You look like someone I could start a family with.
Are you carpenters? An ax at home saves you from hiring a carpenter.
I like John Carpenter. I like some of his movies more than others, I’ve been a carpenter for a while and everyone watches what you do.
A craftsman took a reed out of the reeds, made holes in it, and called it a human being.
Since then, he cried a tender agony of farewell, never mentioning the talent that gave him life as a flute.
The carpenter lays his table, and the tongue of his front plane whistles its ascending wild blue.
A craftsman knows in advance what the end result will be, while the artist does not know what it will be until he has finished it.