90+ Army Pick Up Lines

Army Pick Up Lines:- Do you want to impress an army officer? Do you want to date a hot and sexy army officer? If yes then this post is just for you.

Everyone knows how gentle and professional army officers are. It’s hard for a civilian to start a romantic conversation with them. But don’t worry today in this post you will get the best army pick up lines so that you can impress these hot-looking persons.

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Army Pick Up Lines

Army Pick Up Lines

  • Can I put my gun in your holster?

  • Can I see your battle buddy?

  • Check your six I’m coming in!

  • Hey you wanna go and PT?

  • Drop and give me 69!

  • Wanna clean the head?

  • I bet you give great Kevlar!

  • Contact rear.

  • Can l prick your 9?

  • Baby, you put the ‘fox’ in ‘foxhole’.


  • Banana show anyone?


  • Can I attack your chow hall?

  • Can I foxtrot India November golf echo Romeo you?

Army Pick Up Lines For Her

  • Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.

  • Can I whisky tango all over your foxtrot?

  • Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.

  • Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?

  • Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

  • Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

  • Babe, you’re like the assault cutting score cause you’re making me go up, up and away

  • Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT-HS.Can I do SABC on you?

  • Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?

  • Damn you fine! What’s YO laundry mark?

  • Did you just fall out of a B-7? Because you’re the bomb.

  • Do you know how to clean a gun?

  • Do you mind if I be YOUR Jody for tonight?

  • Drop and give me 2 – on my lap.

  • Girl you want to see my glowstick and PT with me!

Dirty Army Pick Up Lines

  • Grab it by the 6-inch barrel.

  • Have you any idea how to clean one gun, because I’d like you to clean up mine this moment.

  • Have you been laid recently? Because I have a charge 8 stick with your name on it.

  • Hey babe are you a weapon? Cause I’m about to make you condition one.

  • Hey babe, wanna swab my deck?

  • Hey baby, can I shoot some rounds center mast?

  • Hey baby, I can’t put you in the Corps but I can put the Corps in you.

  • Hey baby, I’d swab your poopdeck any day.

  • Hey baby, lemme put my oorah in your who-ha.

  • Hey baby, wanna cock my shotgun?

  • Hey baby, you delta tango foxtrot?

  • Hey girl, since I’m a red head, I’m gonna put you on fire watch.

  • Hey girl, you didn’t need to say zero to make me freeze.

  • Hey girl. Nice club foot. You want some Tricare?

  • Hey LT, wanna evac this bar and go see my hangar?

Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Hey sweetheart, let me tell you about the pink sock.

  • Hey there, wanna be my AR 5 tonight: tap, rack, bang?

  • Hey you let’s go practice our morale!

  • Hey you my roommate is going out tonight.

  • Hey you wanna be a Marine? No? Wanna make little ones?

  • Hey, girl, you thinking of riding my torpedo, you can ride any time for as long as you like.

  • Hi, is your name Wagner?

  • How about you lock your bolt to the rear and I’ll insert a round in the chamber?

  • I always wrap it before I rack tap bang so what do you say we pop off these saved rounds?

  • I bet u wouldn’t mind zeroing my rifle would you??

  • I came for the boots but I stayed for the dependents.

  • I can stand at attention for hours, wanna play formation?

  • I forgot my CIF gear. Looks like this little marine is going in slick.

  • I’ll land this osprey in your LZ any time.

  • I’m about to flank you from the rear.

Pick Up Lines For Army Officers

  • I’m about to hasty ambush that bunker.

  • If you like military, you must like me, I’m from there, let me show you what that means, girl.

  • Is that an M or are you just happy to see me?

  • Is that your 6? Or are you just happy to see me?

  • Is your back blast area all clear? Cause this rocket is wants you to blow.

  • Lemme BAMSIS that SMEAC

  • Let me get those ten digits and ill fire for effect

  • Lets play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

  • Soldier, I’m admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.

  • Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving

  • Target acquired, we are weapons hot, cleared to engage.

  • The head of t the COC is ready for you mam.

  • Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.

  • We are gonna comm until it hertz baby!!

  • Women? You mean lotion and a sock?

Flirty Lines For Army Officers

Flirty Lines For Army Officers 

  • Wow, my CAC NEVER fit this way!

  • You can sit on my post any day

  • You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

  • You on patrol? I wouldn’t mind you patrolling with the mighty fine me.

  • You put the R.E in MRE

  • You’ll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it’s your bra.

  • Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.

  • Would you like to see my glow stick and PT with me?

  • Do you happen to be a weapon? Because I am about to make you condition one.

  • Would you like to swab my deck?

  • I would love to swab your poop deck any day.

  • I am a red head, so I am going to have to put you on fire watch.

  • You did not need to say zero to make me freeze.

  • Am I permitted to shoot some rounds centre mast?

  • Would you like to be my AR 15 later tonight?

  • Let us go practice our morale, you in?

  • Do I tell you about the pink sock?

  • Does your name happen to be Wagner?

  • Would you mind if I zero your rifle? I would love to, if you let me.

  • Is that your 60 or are you just happy to see me?

  • Would you like to apply a light coat of CLP to my barrel?

  • The only thing missing from your SL-3 is ME.

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