66 Easter Pick Up Lines

Easter is a time for family, fun, and, of course, love. If you’re single and looking for love this Easter, don’t fret! We’ve got you covered with the best Easter pick up lines.

Easter Pick Up Lines

• Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
• Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
• Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
• Come back to my place – I’ll give you a Peeps show.
• Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
• Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.
• Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
• Easter! I hardly even knew her.
• Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
• Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
• Ever get it on with a rodent?
• Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
• Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
• Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
• Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
• Can I buy you an Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
• Have you ever tried to do the deed on top of any artificial thing like grass, let’s try it out, boy.
• I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.
• It’s easter – Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
• There’s an Easter parade in my pants … wanna go?
• Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
• Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
• Ever get it on with a rodent?
• Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
• Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.
• Hey. Do you know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, want to try.
• Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny and I don’t care if you are naughty or nice!
• How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want chocolate or fertilized?
• How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!
• I came here looking for a little tail.
• I contributed some fur to Letterman’s hairpiece
• I could never Passover you.

Dirty Easter Pick Up Lines

• I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
• I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
• I just had to come to talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips
• I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
• You have a chilly appearance. Do you want to wear me as a fur coat?
• You remind me of a candy bar: half sweet, half nutty.
• Is it true that you’re the Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
• Come back to my house, and I’ll give you something.
• I had no choice but to come to speak with you. Sweetness is one of my flaws.
• Please excuse me, but I believe I have dropped something. OH, MY JAW!
• The truth is, you’re the cream on top of my eggs, and that’s exactly what you are to me, darling.
• Come back to my house, and I’ll put on a Peeps show for you.
• I promise you that I will uncover all of the eggs you’ve buried and that you will become my rabbit.
• If you return to my house, I’ll put on a ‘peeps’ show for you.
• What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

• You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
• You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
• You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
• You must be a Snickers because you satisfy me.
• You put the cream in my eggs.
• You’re not Jewish, are you?
• You’re not just some bunny… you’re my bunny.
• You’re a good egg.
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!
• My ears are not the only things that are long!
• I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!
• Do you know how to hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

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