66 Holiday Pick Up Lines {DIRTY, FUNNY, CHESSY}

‘Tis the season for holiday parties and mistletoe, which means it’s also the season for cheesy pick-up lines! If you’re looking for some inspiration, here are some of the most popular holiday pick up lines.

Holiday Pick Up Lines

Holiday Pick Up Lines

  • You are quit the elf-a male.
  • You’re my New Year’s resolution.
  • Hey, the quicker we get in bed, the quicker Santa will be here!
  • How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will towards men?
  • Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang?
  • Since you can just ride me, I don’t need a sled.
  • What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!
  • I’ll have yule know it’s time to go out for the holidays.
  • Those aren’t sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
  • Before I met you, I thought black ice is the only thing I’m falling for. 
  • Is your name Jingle Bells? Because I want to go all the way with you.
  • Not celebrating Hanukkah doesn’t imply I wouldn’t enjoy a candlelight dinner with you.
  • Ummm so who’s trying to become a mother tonight?
  • Hi, Santa said that you wished for me.
  • Your outfit sleighs me.
  • You must be a Christmas present, because I would love to wake up to you.
  • Cookies and milk at my place will taste good for my breakfast.
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing on the naughty list?
  • I don’t cuddle. I take romance to a new level.
  • I want to be the other guy who sees you when you’re sleeping apart from Santa.
  • My favorite toys run on batteries.
  • Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father’s Day by making me one?
  • Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
  • Call me Rudolph, ’cause you just sleighed me.
  • This snow puddle isn’t the only thing that’s wet right now.
  • I’d give you ten bucks if you could find the warmest part of me.
  • My room is the warmest place over her. We better head there if we are to stay warm.
  • If you didn’t hear the jingle bells then I’ve to ignore the ring in my eyes just like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.
  • I’m no vampire sweetheart but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
  • You can totally join in my reindeer games.
  • Could that be a candy in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
  • It’s cold outside! Good thing you’re hot. 
  • Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Dirty Holiday Pick Up Lines

Dirty Holiday Pick Up Lines
  • I guess I’m a snowman because you just made my heart melt.
  • What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?
  • Let’s go out there and explore the North Pole. I’m a rebel without a Claus.
  • Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
  • All I want for Christmas is you.
  • Let’s do some role play. You be Santa and I will be your ho ho ho.
  • You should have called me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
  • If I sing “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way!
  • I can be naughty or nice. Which do you prefer?
  • I must be a snowman, because you just made my heart melt.
  • Good tidings aren’t the only things I can give to you.
  • That guy may have a fast car but I have a fast sleigh.
  • Let’s meet under the mistletoe.
  • Do you celebrate Boxing Day? ‘Cause you’re the whole package.
  • You are like a Christmas present; I’ll love waking up to you in the morning.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Is your name Kwanzaa? Because I’d celebrate you for a week.
  • You’re a matzo baller.
  • What’s a nice guy/girl like you doing on the naughty list?
  • It’s a season of giving, so why not give me your number?
  • Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.
  • Do you have a New Year’s Resolution? Because I’m looking at mine right now.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but it’s about to be 2012 right?
  • You deserve better than just good tidings.
  • Icy the one for me.
  • My room is the warmest place over here. We better head there if we are to stay warm. 
  • Will you sit on my lap if I dressed up as Santa?
  • I love it when you watch me baste my bird.
  • You’re the only reindeer for me.
  • Your booty is on fire, are you sitting on a candle?
  • There’s snow one like you.
  • Can we celebrate Boxing Day together? You are a whole package.
  • Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

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