April Fools’ Day is a day when people play practical jokes and hoaxes on each other. What better way to celebrate this day than with some cheesy pick-up lines?
April Fools Day Pick Up Lines
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
- Does beauty run in your family?
- Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful…??
- Do you wanna dance?, Yeah but not with you.
- Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.
- Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
- It obviously doesn’t in yours!
- Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me
- You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.
- Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reason for that..
- I can make your bed rock. Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..
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