34 Black Friday Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for a way to stand out from the crowd this Black Friday? Try using one of these ten Approved Black Friday Pick Up Lines!

Black Friday Pick Up Lines

Black Friday Pick Up Lines

  1. Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Because it’s always black in my man cave.
  2. You know what else is on sale today? My affection.
  3. EVERY day is “Black Friday” if you’re a Kardashian.
  4. If you check me out, I’ll check you out.
  5. That’s a great outfit. How can I get it 90% off?
  6. Black Friday reminds me so much of bowling because the people ahead of me remind me of the pins that I wish to knock out.
  7. Your clearance rack looks amazing, if you know what I mean!
  8. I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!
  9. Hey, I’ve got a great deal. My pants are half-off.
  10. Girl, I’d dig through a $5 DVD bin for your favorite movie on Black Friday if it’d win your heart.
  11. Push, shove, grab, tackle, and yell.
  12. I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.
  13. There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.
  14. You’re the only deal I need.
  15. Every Friday was Black Friday to me.
  16. Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39″ tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?
  17. Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.
  18. For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.
  19. I see you waiting in line too. I can help you kill some time.
  20. Careful, don’t run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.
  21. Black Friday night landed me with medical bills that cost me more than what I saved.
  22. Black Friday is when I drive to the local KFC for a gang bang.
  23. If you check me out, I’ll check you out.
  24. EVERY day is “Black Friday” if you’re a Kardashian.
  25. You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.
  26. Black Friday. You know what? I don’t see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday.
  27. I have been waiting behind you in line for four hours. Nice ass.
  28. Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.
  29. It is getting cold. Your hands must be freezing. Want to come inside my tent? I know a great way to warm you up.
  30. Black Friday is when I drive to the local KFC for a gang bang.
  31. I’d give up my HD TV for a smooch from you.
  32. Dang girl don’t you know it’s Black Friday? Those pants should be 100% off.
  33. Come over on Black Friday. We can have sex and left-over from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook.
  34. I want Black Friday prices and short lines everyday.

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