75 Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines
Christmas is a time for joy, laughter, and of course, funny pick up lines. If you’re looking for a list of some effective Christmas pick up lines, you’ve come to the right place. Here are ten of the absolute best pick up lines that you should avoid at all cost this holiday season.
Christmas Pick Up Lines
- I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- Ever do it in a sleigh?
- Screw the nice list;
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- I give up trying to find the perfect gift this year, I guess Yule have to do.
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
- Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
- Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
- Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
- Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way!
- Can I stuff your stocking?
- How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
- Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way.
- I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list.
- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
- The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
- You could be my little drummer boy in the bedroom.
- Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
- How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
- I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m really into you mistletoe.
- You’re so hot you’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.
Pick Up Lines For Christmas
- Let’s go grab a beer, I’ll call you my partner in crime: Brew-dolph.
- I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re hotter.
- I want you to shimmy down my chimney tonight.
- Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
- Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.
- Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
- Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow – I promise I’m not a flake-y person.
- Can I lick your candy cane?
- I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
- That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
- He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
- Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
- Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
- Can I ride your reindeer?
- Are you a stocking? “cause I wan to stuff you.
- I feel like a Christmas tree when I am with you because you make me light up!
- I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
- When you think about it, I am the opposite of Santa because I bring toys when you’re naughty.
- How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?
- Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
- Are you the north star because I’m trying to have you lead me home tonight.
- Will you help Santa let is snow tonight?
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines
- Want some of my eggnog?
- Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
- Can I see your tinsel?
- Shouldn’t you be at the top of the tree? Because you are an angel.
- Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
- If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
- Let’s exchange Christmas gifts. I’m yours and your mine.
- I can get you off the Naughty List.
- I’ve got you on my nice and naughty list!
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
- Let’s make a cheese board and enjoy the Christmas festivi-cheese
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
- I’d prefer to say, “MARRY Christmas” to you.
- I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
- I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
- I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
- I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
- Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
- They call me a present. Want to unwrap me?
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