50+ Halloween Pick Up Lines {FUNNY, DIRTY, CHESSY}

Halloween is a time for fun and games, and what better way to add some excitement to the holiday than by using some cheesy Halloween pick up lines? If you’re looking for a way to break the ice with that special someone, look no further than this list of best Halloween pick up lines.

Halloween Pick Up Lines

• You’ve got my heart beating faster than a belfry full of frantic bats.
• I’m tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
• Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra? (Zombie)
• I bet I can make you scream tonight.
• If dressed as a skeleton: There’s 206 bones in the human body. Would you like another?
• Your such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
• I might not be a vampire, but I’d enjoy a night up with you trying to find all the good places on your body that I could bite.
• Arrrr, call me a pirate and give me that booty!
• Hi, I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
• That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
• Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

• You’re dressed to kill tonight. I’d like to volunteer to be your willing victim.
• Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
• Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box? (Hobo)
• Hey, sweetheart, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?
• Hey, Baby, did you know they call me “PumpkinHead”?
• Do you have a little zombie in you? Would you like to?
• If a witch cast a spell that transformed us into frogs, you could hop onto my back and we’d find a secluded pond and make tadpoles.
• Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
• Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
• You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.
• I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
• I’m no vampire sweetheart but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
• When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.
• At this point, I’ll take anything.
• Let’s take this party back to my coffin.
• [Pirate Costume] That is quite a booty you’ve got there.
• Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
• Do you really remember Cleopatra? I’ll make you forget her! (Vampire)
• I don’t have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.

Pick Up Lines For Halloween

• Move, witch! Get out the way!
• Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!
• If you were a monster, you’d be Frankenfine.
• It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
• Even though it’s Halloween, I promise I won’t ghost you.
• To someone dressed as a witch: “Is that a broom? Because you’ve just swept me off my feet.
• I know what you can be for Halloween this year: My boyfriend/girlfriend.
• Can I call you my boo?
• I’m a skeleton, I don’t have the guts to ask for your phone number.
• Damn girl, are you a witch? Because you’re flaming hot as if you were burning.
• Is that a staff in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
• I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
• Normally I’d wish for Milky Ways but you’re the only treat I want this Halloween.
• I must be a Jack-O-Lantern, ’cuz I light up every time I see you.
• Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
• Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
• Call me a pirate and give me that booty
• Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
• I don’t know what the trick is sweetheart, but you certainly are a treat.
• I’m going as a ghost for Halloween this year, but I lost half of it. So, long story short, will you be my boo?
• Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.
• Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.
• Werewolves can only be stopped by a silver bullet. If I was one, a silver machine gun couldn’t keep me from ravishing you.
• Halloween comes around but once a year. How about we kindle a romance that lasts until the next one?
• I could make the hairs on your neck stand up.
• Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I’ll give you this Hallow-Weiner.
• I’ll get your heart racing faster than a haunted house.
• Forget your broom, ride me instead?
• Want to get tangled in my spider web tonight?
• I’ll make you scream.

Dirty Halloween Pick Up Lines

• Don’t toy with my Heart (Chucky)
• Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
• I’ve decided I’m going as the Headless Horseman this year. It’s the best choice seeing as I’m head over heels in love with you.
• I hope you’re not a trick because you look like an amazing treat.
• I’m wearing a vampire costume. So, what do you say we grab a bite?
• To someone dressed as an angel: You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.
• Don’t worry, those warts on my face aren’t anywhere else.
• Because vampires don’t cast a reflection, they have no need for mirrors. You don’t need one either – but that’s because you couldn’t look any more perfect.
• Want to check my pants for a treat?

• Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
• Are you Harry Potter? Because I’d let you Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets.
• Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers. (Angel)
• You look good in your costume, but you’d look better out of it.
• What are you going as this year? Hottest person on Tinder?
• Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
• Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton)
• I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
• Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)
• Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.
• You must be a zombie, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
• Don’t worry, those warts on my face aren’t anywhere else.
• Do you have a little zombie in you?…Would you like to?
• If dressed as a pirate: “Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
• Like to play with my Halloween candy bag!
• Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy)
• I really hate browsing the shops for Halloween costumes. Can I just be your girlfriend/ boyfriend?
• I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
• I know I’m a policeman only for Halloween, but I think it’s illegal to look that well.
• Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!
• Witch betta have my money.
• I wanna bob for yo’ apples.
• Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
• I’m going as a fortune teller for Halloween. I’m also a really good one. You look a lot like my future wife.
• What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
• You must be tired because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
• I was going to go as a ghost, but you’ll get to see my sheets later.
• I’m dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.
• I couldn’t find a costume in time. Can I just go as your date?”
• Want to watch a horror movie? I need someone to hold me during the scary parts.
• I’m just dying to go on a date with you.
• I’m a zombie, which means I love you for your brains.
• I like your wart, want to see a few of mine? (Witch)
• Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
• Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
• Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in them!
• Hello Boo-tiful

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