65 College Pick Up Lines: [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

College pick up lines:- colleges are the best place for an adult to make new friends. But what if you are shy as hell or don’t know how to flirt with a girl. Then don’t worry cause today we have covered some of the best pick up lines fro college girls and guys.

College may be the best time of your life, and no one knows that better than the cringe-worthy guys and gals trying to pick each other up in the library, dining hall, or bar. Whether you’re looking for a cheesy one-liner or a smooth opener, we’ve got you covered with the following lines.

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Best College Pick Up Lines

1. I’ll make some Illinois with you tonight.

2. I’ll never wash my hands of U.

3. Let’s UCB together.

4. Political science Major: I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.

5. Sure, I have a guitar.

6. We should be Bowdoin it right now.

7. You make me wish I was a business major.

8. You put the D in Ph.D.

9. Your homepage or mine?

10. Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

11. For someone in a third-world country, you are well developed.

12. Has someone told you that you are sweeter than pi?

13. I am amazed that you have more curves than a circle.

14. I like you like I like my mathematical proofs.

15. If being sexy is a crime, you would be in jail.

16. Would you mind taking a look at my briefs?

17. Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

18. Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

19. Computer science Major: Your homepage or mine?

20. Daang gurl, I don’t know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin’

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Good College Pick Up Lines

1. Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I’d say you’re a 10 with a curve.

2. Don’t worry, girl, I’m pretty sure my roommate’s asleep.

3. Economics Major: Baby, you’re not an option, you’re totally a future!

4. Economics Major: Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

5. Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you’re too hot to handle!

6. Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

7. Girl, I’m thinking about changing my major to chemistry, ’cause we’ve got it together.

8. Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty’s a senior!

9. Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

10. Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

11. Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

12. Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

13. I am told composers always score, so I believe I will.

14. I have looked for a word that describes how beautiful you are in the dictionary but in vain.

15. I wasn’t in class last time because I got lost in your eyes. Do you have notes?

16. If you want to dance, call me. Because I can put your inertia in motion.

17. What is your take on that test?

18. What’s your opinion on my poll?

19. Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.

20. Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.

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Tinder College Pick Up Lines

1. Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

2. Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.

3. Biochemistry Major: I’ve got my ion you, baby!

4. Biochemistry Major: I’ve got my ion you, baby!

5. Biochemistry Major: You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

6. Computer science Major: Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

7. Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

8. Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

9. Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as the home of the second-largest organ on this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know it’s currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT’S RIGHT HERE.

10. Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

11. Did we have any homework due?

12. Do you have a pen I could borrow?

13. Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off

14. Economics Major: The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

15. Economics Major: You’re a hot commodity.

16. English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

17. English Major: I have ‘Great Expectations’ for our future tonight.

18. Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you

19. Have people realized you are the chief source of global warming? Because you are so hot.

20. Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U

21. Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

22. History Major: According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.

23. I can USC myself with you

24. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

25. I take astronomy this semester and I can attest to you that you are out of this world.

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