50+ Medical Pick Up Lines {DIRTY, FUNNY, CHESSY}

Welcome to our blog on medical pick up lines. In this blog post, we will be exploring some of the most popular pick up lines used by medical professionals.

Medical Pick Up Lines

Medical Pick Up Lines
  • Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless
  • I Need Medical Attention! I Hurt Myself Pretty Bad Falling For You.
  • Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life
  • Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
  • You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar
  • Are you PGE2? Because you’re so hot you gave me a fever. ~ r/wrongkinkajou
  • You are the sebum to my horny layer. ~ r/Xreal5k
  • I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
  • You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
  • Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes…
  • Your acetylated histones are really turning me on.
  • Medical Pick Up Lines
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized or unfertilized.
  • What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.
  • Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
  • Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
  • I’ve been single-stranded too long! Lonely TCGTATGG would like to pair up with congenial AGCATACC.
  • Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
  • Are You A C-Reactive Protein? Because You Have Acute-Phase!
  • Don’t you worry, baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
  • Another Doctor Is Required Because You Were Not Charged For Dating The Patient.
  • If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
  • You raise my dopamine levels.
  • You Don’t Look That Well. You Need Vitamin “ME” A Lot.
  • It Is The Condition Of My Heart. Without You, Even A Defibrillator Would Not Save Me.
  • You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
  • Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
  • I must be a restriction enzyme ’cause I wanna give you a sticky end.
  • Medical Pick Up Lines
  • You must be cytoplasm because I want my organelles inside of you.

Dirty Medical Pick Up Lines

Dirty Medical Pick Up Lines
  • Hey I’m a medullary thyroid carcinoma and you’re a pheochromocytoma. We’re MEN 2B
  • Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
  • Medical Pick Up Lines
  • Are you a vulvar condition? Cause I’m lichen you a lot. ~ r/Ice_Duchess
  • I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
  • Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
  • You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
  • Let’s exchange genetic information!
  • Are you a berry aneurysm? Because you make me want to give you a stroke. ~ r/somedude95
  • I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
  • I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
  • Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
  • Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
  • I’m a med student, trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right! 😉
  • Girl, you better be taking your folic acid, because I’m definitely getting you pregnant. ~ r/CremasterReflex
  • What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytosplasm? the Nucle-US.
  • If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
  • Are you an exothermic reaction? Because you spread your hotness everywhere. ~ r/Artistic-Healer
  • Girl, Your Personality Is So Magnetic; I Think Our Protons Are In Alignment.
  • How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
  • Did you cut my phrenic nerve? ‘Cause you take my breath away ~r/Naman256
  • I’d Check Your Blood Sugar, But You’re Sweet Enough.
  • Medical Pick Up Lines
  • I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.
  • You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
  • What muscle in the lower extremity causes lateral neck rotation? Your gluteus maximus. – r/Miracle___Max
  • Why study an embryo when we can make one!
  • I Hope To Be Your Emergency Contact Someday.
  • Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

Final Words

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