46 Mormon Pick Up Lines {TESTED}

Mormon pick up lines are a thing, and they’re actually pretty funny. If you’re not Mormon, you might not know that Mormons don’t drink alcohol or coffee. So, these pick up lines play on that fact.

Mormon Pick Up Lines

Mormon Pick Up Lines

Here are some of the best Mormon pick up lines:

  • Can you bring your feelings for me to the church Thursday night at 7? Because I’m pretty sure it’s mutual.
  • Do-Want to come over for some hot chocolate? I promise, it’s more exciting than it sounds.
  • I don’t usually like coffee, but I’d love to have a cup with you.
  • Can I interest you in a cup of tea? It’s a Mormon thing.
  • Are you the iron rod? Cause I want to hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
  • Guy says: “You know, I’m constantly on a spiritual high.” Girl: “Oh yeah? Why?” Guy: “Because not even Moses got to see a vision every day—and I get to see you.”
  • Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes. 
  • (While dancing) “You know, I’m really grateful for Martin Harris.” “Why?” “Because without him, there’d be another 116 pages between us.”
  • Is your name Ammon? Because you’re disarming.
  • Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
  • I knew I’d feel the Spirit at EFY, but I didn’t think I’d see an angel!
  • The tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back
  • Am I dreaming… or are you a revelation?
  • An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
  • Are those kolob pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
  • Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi’s breast plate?
  • Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart!
  • Are you an angel? Because whenever I’m around you I strongly feel the spirit.
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because the celestial kingdom is a long way from here!
  • Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
  • Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Do you go to EFY? Because I am epecially for you.
  • Does your Dad wear a baker’s hat? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?
  • Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.
  • Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
  • What’s your favorite temple? Mine is yours.
  • You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
  • Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?
  • What’s a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
  • I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.
  • Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
  • You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream. Precious above all others.
  • Are you Virtue? – Because you’ve been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
  • It is the spirit that tells you that you’re telling me?
  • Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.
  • Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!
  • I love to see the temple. I’ll (You’ll) take you (me) there someday.
  • I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.
  • I’ll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours
  • Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
  • You look like you were born of goodly parents.
  • The Commandment say to love my neighbor. Can I love you too?
  • Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?
  • You remind me of my other three wives. (ouch)

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