70 Cat Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

Cat pick up lines:- Looking for a way to break the ice with that special someone? Why not try using cat pick up lines? It’s bound to get a laugh, and who knows, you might even end up with a date. Here are some of our favorites:

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Best Cat Pick Up Lines

Cat Pick Up Lines

  • I will make you purrrrr!

  • You are purrfect.
  • I will pawlways love you

  • I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you

  • I’d like to get your tongue.

  • I’m feline fine now I have seen you.

  • I’m not high on nip, I’m just intoxicated with you.

  • I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you.

  • I’d like to get your tongue.

  • You remind me of a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws. (Cat pick up lines)

  • Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you.

  • Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

  • Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?

  • Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.

  • Don’t be a player hating

  • Hey girl, can I come over and meet your cat?

  • I like cats more than dogs.

  • I’ve got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you.

  • Meet me by the dead bird.

  • My love for you resembles a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

  • You “complete meow me”

  • Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you. (Cat pick up lines)

  • Are you a bag of treats? ‘Cause I wanna sample you.

  • Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect.

  • Are you a cat because you’re purfect.

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Cute Cat Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a part beaver? Because daaaaam.

  • Are you feline the connection between us?

  • Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up willing young men?

  • Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam.

  • Baby, we only got 9 lives.

  • Baby, you put the T in tuna

  • Be mine it’s meow or never

  • Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?

  • Can you take me to the vet because you just took my breath away! (Cute Cat Pick Up Lines)

  • Cat call me.

  • Dinner and a mewvie?

  • Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.

  • Don’t be a player hating

  • Don’t be a player hating.

  • Don’t purrcrastnate just be mine.

  • Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly.

  • Hey, look what the cat dragged in

  • How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!

  • I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you.

  • I have a cat, she would like to meet you.

  • I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

  • I like you furry much. (Cute Cat Pick Up Lines)

  • I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?

  • I’m feline fine now I have seen you.

  • I’m not high on nip, I’m just intoxicated with you.

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Pussy Cat Pick Up Lines

  • If a cat were to describe you… He says you’re purrfect

  • If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you

  • If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.

  • Just call me pu$ in Boots

  • Let me take meowt on a date. (Pussy Cat Pick Up Lines)

  • Let’s litter.

  • Let’s make hisstory.

  • Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.

  • Meet me by the mangled mouse.

  • My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

  • My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.

  • My vet says I’m lacking in vitamin U.

  • Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

  • Show me some catnip.

  • Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.

  • Tell me what makes you meow. (Pussy Cat Pick Up Lines)

  • Want to see some hairballs?

  • Where have you been all my life?

  • You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.

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