30 Cow Pick Up Lines & Puns

Cow Pick Up Lines:- Are you searching for the best pick up lines for Cow lovers? If yes then here are some of the best flirty phrases that you can use to impress your crush. Just read or copy and paste to get some ideas for starting a good conversation.

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Best Cow Pick Up Lines

Cow pick up lines

  • Hello sexy, moove your body!

  • Hi. I’m horny.

  • Don’t have a cow… but I love your utters!

  • Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots.

  • I love making cheese, do you?

  • I would love to graze your field.

  • If we were Minecraft cows. I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

  • Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows…

  • Cows say moo, sheep go baa. Get over here and I’ll make you go “aahh~”

  • Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

  • Do you know a cow can lick its nose? I can’t lick mine, but I can lick yours.

  • Hey girl are you a cow? Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth.

  • Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you’ll go “Oooooh”.

  • If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow.

  • Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.

  • Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream

  • Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick.

  • Do you like men who take herding seriously?

  • Are you a cow? Because I want to milk you

  • Girl, you must be an entire cow. Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.

  • Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night?

  • Are you a bull? Because I want to ride you.

  • I bet we would raise good cows together.

  • I will worship you like how they worship a cow in India?

  • Are you a cow? Because I’d like to drink your milk

  • If your kiss is grass then call me a cow. Mooooove that booty girl

  • Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.

  • Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your gonna need a bucket for this too.

  • I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell…

  • Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow.

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