Hello sexy, moove your body!
Hi. I’m horny.
Don’t have a cow… but I love your utters!
Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots.
I love making cheese, do you?
I would love to graze your field.
If we were Minecraft cows. I would totally let Steve feed us wheat
Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows…
Cows say moo, sheep go baa. Get over here and I’ll make you go “aahh~”
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
Do you know a cow can lick its nose? I can’t lick mine, but I can lick yours.
Hey girl are you a cow? Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth.
Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you’ll go “Oooooh”.
If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow.
Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.
Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream
Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick.
Do you like men who take herding seriously?
Are you a cow? Because I want to milk you
Girl, you must be an entire cow. Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.
Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night?
Are you a bull? Because I want to ride you.
I bet we would raise good cows together.
I will worship you like how they worship a cow in India?
Are you a cow? Because I’d like to drink your milk
If your kiss is grass then call me a cow. Mooooove that booty girl
Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.
Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your gonna need a bucket for this too.
I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell…
Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow.