50+ Turtle Pick Up Lines & Puns

Turtle Pick Up Lines:- Turtles might not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of pick up lines, but they could be just what you need to get your crush’s attention. According to the experts at Animal World, these are some of the best turtles pick up lines around:

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Turtle Pick Up Lines

Turtle Pick Up Lines

  • Coz Idk I really like turtles

  • Cause you cute as hell. (Turtle Pick Up Lines)

  • My shell or yours?

  • Let’s shellebrates tonight.

  • I’d stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

  • I ain’t going to Turtling my turle anymore.

  • I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

  • You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

  • It’s my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let’s party!

  • I ain’t going to Turtling my turle anymore.

  • Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we’re snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

  • Anyone ever tell you, you’ve got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell.

  • I’m large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it?

  • You are a turtle, because your reply is too late.

  • Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.

  • Are you a baby bison/baby turtle duck? Cause you cute as hell.

  • What do you call a famous turtle? A shellebrity. (Turtle Pick Up Lines)

  • What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell? Shell-arious ones!

  • Damn, your so fine Make me wanna kiss you like a turtle.

  • Are you a ninja turtle? Because I think you belong in this manhole.

  • Are you a turtle? Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

  • Why didnt the tortoise cross the road? It got turtled.

  • Are you coral reef? Because I’m in love with your beauty.

  • What does a turtle need to ride a bike? A shellmet.

Are You A Turtle Pick Up Lines

  • What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

  • Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we’re snapping turtles.) (Turtle)

  • Because I think you belong in this manhole.

  • Because I want to have rough anal sex with you for 83 hours straigh

  • Damn, your so fine Make me wanna fuck you like a turtle

  • Hey girl, are you a turtle? Because you can choke on my straw.

  • I know you’re naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

  • I’d stick my neck out for you out of my shell.

  • I’m large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

  • I’m large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

  • It’s my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let’s party! (Turtle Pick Up Lines)

  • Let’s take things slow. Because turtle is the only speed I’ve got.

  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’ve got it all… because you’re scaly. (Turtle)

  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’ve got it all… because you’re scaly. (Turtle)

  • Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own?

  • Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)

  • What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

  • What do turtles use to communicate? A shellphone!

  • What do you call a turtle that $h!ts a lot? a turdle

  • What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A slow-pork.

  • What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? a slow-poke.

  • What does a turtle need to ride a bike? A shellmet.

  • Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

  • Why didnt Shell City have any rules? Because it was turtlely extreme.

  • Why didnt the tortoise cross the road? It got turtled.

  • Why don’t we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle) (Turtle Pick Up Lines)

  • You are the one for me. Because I shell out my love for you.

     

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