30 Insect and Bug Pick Up Lines

Insect Pick Up Lines:- Searching for the best Insect pick up lines? If yes then you are at the right place. cause here is some of the dirtiest and most funny flirty phrases.

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Best Insect Pick Up Lines

Insect pick up lines

  • Honey, you’re the bee’s knees!

  • This might sting…

  • Bee my drone.

  • You’re bee-utiful.

  • Bee my honey.

  • Bee mine.

  • High five! Oops! I guess you’re stuck with me.

  • If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

  • Gimme a buzz and I’ll bee yours.

  • What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

  • Bee my love.

  • How about we get together and cross pollinate?

  • Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

  • When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

  • I don’t think you’re ready for my royal jelly.

  • Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy

  • Every day with you is like a honeymoon.

  • Hey baby, what do you say we go out for a bite! (Mosquito)

  • Are you good at dissecting insects? Good. There’s something I want you to see inside my fly.

  • Boy: “So you going to be a butterfly all night?” Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: “You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!”

Bugs Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

  • Wanna do the waggle dance?

  • Are you a fly guy? Because you sweep me off my feet.

  • Don’t worry, that ain’t web fluid. (Spider)

  • Bee my queen.

  • Yo! Wanna carry my sac?

  • Nice buns, where’s your frons?

  • You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.

  • Honey, I’m stuck on you.

  • You’re like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.

  • Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)

  • Honey, your thorax is huge!

  • Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

  • I don’t think you’re ready for my royal jelly.

  • How about we get together and cross pollinate?

  • I want you more than a Giant Sider wants light.

  • Honey, your thorax is huge!

  • My heart beeats for you.

  • Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?

  • Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?

Pick Up Lines For Insects Lovers

  • If you were a bee, I’d keep you!

  • So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)

  • Here’s a dead bug, will you mate with me?

  • I got fleas! [Me, too] Wanna scratch my private itches? [Sure]

  • My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

  • Honey, your thorax is huge!

  • I’m glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you’re looking fly.

  • I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

  • I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

  • If I was a fruit fly, I’d land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

  • Hey, I’m a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

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