30+ Lion Pick Up Lines & Jokes [100% WORK]

Lion Pick Up Lines:- Introducing the Lion King of pick up lines! If you’re looking for a way to make your prey feel special, look no further. These lines are sure to make an impression, just like Simba himself. Ready to rumble?

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Best Lion Pick Up Lines

• Have you ever seen lion king? I’m that guy.

• Umm, that lioness walk.

• Young Simba: Aww, man!

• Simba: Old banana beak is scared.

• Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?

• Can you feel the love tonight?

• Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

• Quit lion, you sexy thing.

• Are you a sea-lion? Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

• Do you wanna play lion tamer? It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

• Let’s play a game called lion tamer, you get on all fours and I’ll put my head in your mouth

• Are you a sea lion? Because I could see you lion in my bed tonight (for anyone who doesn’t get it: see you laying*)

• Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed later.

• Why wasn’t the lion honest? ‘Cause then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

• What’s a lion running a copy machine called? A copycat.

• What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player? Lion-el Messi.

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Pick Up Lines For Lion

• Why did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah!

• Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas time? They have sandy claws.

• What do you call a lion with chickenpox? A dotted lion.

• What do you call a lion playing golf? Roarin’ McIlroy.

• What animal do you get when you cross a lion with a camel? A chameleon.

• What do you call a lion powered by a battery? A Li-on.

• What time is it when a lion takes your hat? Time to get a new hat!

• What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy lion.

• What job does a lion do at a newspaper? Run the linotype machine!

• You are my lion and I am your pussy cat.

• Can I grab you in my claws?

• Why do I always have to save your…Aaah!

• What!? Is that it? Do it again, come on.

• You are part of the circle of my life.

• Zazu: We’re way beyond the boundaries of the Pride Lands.

• Scar: I was on first until that little hair ball was borned.

• I lie because they used to call me the Lion King ~ The Lion King

• Timon: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

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