80 Pick Up Lines About Dogs, Puns & Jokes

Dog Pick Up Lines:- Walking your dog can be a great way to meet people. In fact, many people will stop and pet your dog, striking up a conversation in the process. But what do you say when they finally work up the courage to ask for your number? Check out these 80 funny and cheesy dogs’  pick up lines that are sure to make you and your pooch a hit with potential suitors!

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Cute Dogs Pick Up Lines

Dog Pick Up Lines

  • Can you help me find someplace to pee?

  • I want to have your puppies.

  • I love to be pawed.

  • You had me at ruff.

  • Can I get you a tennis ball?

  • Come on, don’t make me beg!

  • Iams so in love with you.

  • Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.

  • Do you pee here often?

  • I came here looking for a little tail. (Dog Pick Up Lines)

  • A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

  • Did you win “best in the show”? Because you sure are a winner to me.

  • Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

  • Girl, you are SO FETCH.

  • Have your people call my people.

Pick Up Lines About Dogs

  • Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

  • Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you’ve got one.

  • How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

  • I am looking for a leash-free relationship. (Pick Up Lines About Dogs

  • I don’t normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

  • What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?

  • Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

  • Aww, what’s your pup’s name? He has such a sweet face.

  • Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?

  • Do you believe in cross-breding?

  • Do you like it dog-eared style?

  • Doggy style?

  • Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?

  • Hello baby, know it has given me a new leash on life. (Pick Up Lines About Dogs

  • Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new lease on life.

Dog Pick Up Line Tinder

  • Hey girl, you’re one fine-lookin’ mother pupper.

  • Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone? (Dog Pick Up Lines)

  • Hey there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha dog?

  • Heya, howl you doin’? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.

  • Honestly, it was im-paws-ible not to swipe right on that photo of you and your dog. So cute!

  • How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

  • I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.

  • I don’t normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about your photos.

  • I don’t normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

  • I don’t want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn’t resist.

  • I don’t bite you know…unless it’s called for.

  • I don’t normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about your photos.

  • I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.

  • I love dogs, you love dogs, it’s just me or is there some real pet-tential here?

  • I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes. (Dog Pick Up Lines)

Funny Dog Pick Up Lines

  • I may be more of a cat person, but for you, I’d be willing to go to the bark side.

  • I miss you more than my balls.

  • I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.

  • I need to know more about that dog. (And also about you.)

  • I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

  • I think this is love at first sniff

  • I want to have your litter of puppies.

  • I’d lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

  • I’d never keep you on a short leash.

  • I’ll be your tramp if you’ll be my lady. (Dog Pick Up Lines)

  • I’ll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.

  • I’m a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

  • I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

  • I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.

  • I’d never keep you on a short leash.

Pick Up Lines For Dog Lovers

  • I’ll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.

  • I’m a poodle in the streets, but a bulldog in the sheets.

  • I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

  • If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine’s gift to you.

  • Is it warm in here, or are you in the heat?

  • Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

  • Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?

  • Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

  • Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.

  • My favorite position is doggie-style. What’s yours?

  • Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly.

  • Say, girl, wanna take a ride on my a red rocket?

  • Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?

  • Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.

  • That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

  • What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?

  • When I say ‘bitch’, I mean it as a compliment! (Pick Up Lines About Dogs)

  • Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!

  • Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

  • You and your dog make the cutest duo.

  • You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.

  • Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn’t too bad looking either.

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