Hey girl, if you worked at a zoo and I were a monkey, would you keep me?
I’m told monkeys make great lovers because they know the penalty for early withdrawal. Will I be your monkey?
Please don’t hurt my monkey. Strike it gently and see it rise.
Someone told me that you like monkeys. Will you play with mine?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
Can we drink you + me tonight?
Do you love monkeys? Would you tame mine? Monkey Pick Up Lines
Do you visit the zoo often? Because you may have the skills to tame my monkey.
Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?
How about we get down to monkey business?
How about we play zoo and you tame my monkey?
I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.
I find you really a-peeling.
I have got a plenty of bananas your monkey can play with.
I wouldn’t slap you if you were my monkey; I would only five your face.
If I were monkey I would climb you often.
If you lost your monkey, would you tame mine?
So am told a banana does the body good, but how many have you been taking to make you this good?
Want to hang out? I can help.
Would you mind playing with my monkey?
For women to men: are you a monkey? ‘Cause I’d love to peel your banana
Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!
Do you like monkeys?
Because I guarantee you’ll love macaque (Monkey Pick Up Lines)
Roses are red, i’m a monkey
Why don’t you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
Are you a monkey?
Coz I wanna feed you my banana
I’ll tell you the same thing I tell monkey vacuums. Suck macaque.
Hey girl, are you a monkey?
‘Coz I wanna feed you my banana.
Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?
Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.