50+ Best Pick Up Lines At a Bar Or Club

Single and ready to mingle? Well, you’re in luck. We’ve compiled the best pick up lines for bars so you can start living your best life. Whether you’re looking for a casual hookup or your soulmate, these lines are sure to get you noticed. So, memorize a few of your favorites and get ready to have some fun.

Bar Pick Up Lines

Bar Pick Up Lines
  • Only ghosts can’t handle their boos.
  • I have a 401K now. That’s a type of blood condition, right? (High School Acquaintance)
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
  • Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I’m already in love with you? (High School Acquaintance)
  • Just come to my place and I will make you a quesadilla.
  • I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
  • Could I buy you a drink?
  • Do you come here often?
  • I hate singles bars. How about you?
  • Can I sit with you and buy you a drink so we can tell each other lies?
  • ‘Your legs’ is the word of the day; let’s go home and spread the word.
  • The only reason beer is better than women is because beer is always into football season.
  • How are you doing tonight? Bar Pick Up Lines
  • Girl, you’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.
  • When you’re done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?
  • Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  • I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
  •  Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding. Awesome! You’re one step closer to a restraining order.
  • I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I wish you were my knee so I could bang you on the table. You don’t deserve to be in public if you think this is acceptable. Bar Pick Up Lines
  • Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
  • You’re hotter than a Bunsen Burner set to full power. Chemistry pick-up lines are a no-no.
  • I can’t stop looking at you.
  • I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

Pick Up Lines For Club

Pick Up Lines For Club
  • Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
  • Just when I thought the beer was good here!
  • High school yearbooks kind of remind me of wedding albums. I’m not married. (High School Acquaintance)
  • I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour. Facts are fun, but this is lame.
  • Did you have Mrs. O’Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)
  • I don’t have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)
  • I can’t believe I haven’t seen you in 8 years. You don’t look a day over 15. Wait, is that creepy? (High School Acquaintance)
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? Pick Up Lines For Club
  • I just moved here from ___. Do you know any other good nightclubs around the area?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
  • What did the termite say when he walked into the bar? ‘Is the bar tender here?
  • Go up to someone, take an ice cube out of your glass, and smash it. Then say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?
  • Hi. I’m Brad Bitt and I’m wearing a disguise so I won’t be recognized. May I buy you a drink?
  • I asked this lady if she could go eat a movie with me sometimes, and she said, ‘Of course! After all, I watch what I eat.’
  • Help, I can’t breathe.” When they ask why, respond with, “Looking at you takes my breath away.
  • I’m bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.
  • Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
  • When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
  • Did you fart? Because you blew me away. Come on….
  •  If I was your co-worker, I’d sexually harass you. Pick Up Lines For Club
  • Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  • Can you drive me home, I’m too drunk to drive and you wouldn’t want me to get a DWI would you?
  • A whine cellar is a basement full of women.
  • What’s your favorite song to dance to? (Then go ask the DJ to play it and ask her to dance.)
  • I asked this lady if she wanted the best sex of her life that night, and she said no. I was happy, and I told her, ‘then I am the best guy for you.’
  • Your seamless gown is lovely, but it would look lovelier if it were on the floor in my bedroom.
  • Can you drive me home, I’m too drunk to drive and you wouldn’t want me to get a DWI would you?
  • I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you’re a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol) Pick Up Lines For Club
  • Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
  • Do you want to take my order? Give me two pints of lager and a shot of you.
  • High school was hell… and you were the hottest thing there. (High School Acquaintance)
  • Want to see my Hard Drive? I promise it’s not small or floppy.

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