Garden and Gardener Pick Up Lines

Gardens and gardeners are a dime a dozen, but finding the right one for you can be quite a challenge. Luckily, we’ve got you covered with the best garden and gardener pick up lines.

Whether you’re looking for a playful way to break the ice or you’re just curious about what other gardeners are out there, these pick up lines are sure to get a giggle (or a groan) out of anyone.

Garden Pick Up Lines

Garden Pick Up Lines
  1. I can only imagine what’s underneath that bee suit.
  2. Want to cross pollinate?
  3. If I were your gardener… I’d put your Tulips and My Tulips together
  4. If you were a flower, I would pick you.
  5. I can only imagine what’s underneath that bee suit.
  6. I love a man with a raised bed.
  7. Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
  8. Do you prefer Merlot or Cabernet? Because I think we should start making our own wine.
  9. Want to help me germinate my seeds?
  10. I’d like to raise your barn.
  11. Hello there, luscious ladies down at the end of the fence dressed in orange and green. It’s me, over here, in the bright blue hat.
  12. For half off, would you be willing to honeysuckle the help?
  13. I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.
  14. Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?
  15. You’re so cute I’d add you to my woven basket.
  16. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.
  17. You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
  18. Hey girl, do you garden? Because I’m looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty
  19. Let me show you my magic garden.
  20. Wait until you see my tangerines.
  21. I see you’re putting some flowers down in your new garden… how about you come plant one of them on me?
  22. What else can you pickle?
  23. Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
  24. I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you
  25. This beer has a very sensual taste. What were you thinking of when you brewed it?
  26. I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
  27. Does it frighten you that I control the winds, like a god? (Leaf Blower)
  28. Here, let me blow that eyelash out of your eye, at point blank range.
  29. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
  30. They call me a mother plucker in bed.
  31. How about I wear these Carhartt’s and we plant seeds together?
  32. Here, let me blow that eyelash out of your eye, at point blank range. (Leaf Blower)
  33. I wanna can your cucumbers.
  34. I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants…
  35. How about we head back to my place and see if we can’t void this leaf blower’s warranty?

Gardener Pick Up Lines

Gardener Pick Up Lines
  1. I bet we would brew good beer together.
  2. Can I be your next varietal?
  3. I would pick you over and over again like I would pick a flower.
  4. There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.
  5. I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.
  6. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden
  7. Do you ever talk dirty? ‘Cause I just soiled my pants.
  8. For half off, would you be willing to honeysuckle the help?
  9. Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
  10. Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
  11. Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell? (Leaf Blower)
  12. Didnt work but it sounds cool
  13. My tiller run so smooth.
  14. I can remove a woman’s bra with a shredder vac. Just sayin’. (Leaf Blower)
  15. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
  16. I bet we would brew good beer together.
  17. What a huge eggplant.
  18. How about we head back to my place and see if we can’t void this leaf blower’s warranty? (Leaf Blower)
  19. I’d love to get into your plants!
  20. How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
  21. Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine.
  22. If you were a berry, I would bottle you up as jam and enjoy you all winter long.
  23. How do you like your organic, free range eggs?
  24. Do you like men who take grooming seriously? (Leaf Blower)
  25. Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.
  26. How about you and me turnip in your bed?
  27. I’d like to see your full farmer’s tan.
  28. How big does your squash grow?
  29. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?
  30. Will we use your organic garden or mine?
  31. Can I trim your bushes?
  32. Will you let me water your bushes?
  33. Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.
  34. Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.
  35. I’d love to get into your plants!
  36. Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
  37. Are you Daisy? Because I incredibly urge to plant you right here.
  38. Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

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