44 Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines TESTED {FUNNY, CHESSY, DIRTY}

Welcome to a new series on the blog where we explore coffee shop pick up lines! If you’ve ever been to a coffee shop, you know that the line for the barista can be long and daunting. But it doesn’t have to be! In this series, we’ll explore some of the best coffee shop pick up lines to help break the ice and make the waiting a little bit more bearable. From clever to funny to just plain old corny, we’ve got you covered. So next time you’re in line for your coffee, don’t be afraid to try out one of these lines. Who knows, you might just meet your match.

Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
  • I’d offer to buy you a drink but I’d rather just get straight to the point and buy you dinner instead.
  • Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
  • Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.
  • Do you like your coffee black or with milk? Because I can picture us together either way.
  • Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?
  • Have you been to any good concerts lately? (or) What was the last concert you went to?
  • You’re finer than an espresso grind.
  • Just like coffee, you keep me up at night.
  • Do you have any pets? (or) How do you feel about animals in general?
  • If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? Pancakes, bacon, and coffee?
  • Do you mind if we share this table? My coffee just arrived and I don’t want it to get cold.
  • Hey, wait, give me another shot!
  • Can I buy you a coffee sometime?
  • Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
  • Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?
  • I better cut back on caffeine because my heart beats fast enough around you.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so caramel me maybe?
  • Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.
  • What’s your favorite movie? (or) What kind of books do you like to read?
  • Do you have any siblings or close family members? (or) Where are you from originally?
  •  I was wondering if you could help me. I’m looking for the perfect woman and so far, you’re the closest I’ve come.
  • Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Best Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines

  • Do you like to cook or bake anything special? (or) What’s your favorite food?
  • Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.
  • Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
  • Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
  • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  • If I make you espresso will you promise not to tamp-er with my heart?
  • Hold the sugar please, you’re sweet enough for the both of us.
  • Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
  • Hey , they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
  • Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
  • Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.
  • Hello there, how do you brew?
  • Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
  • What’s your favorite vacation spot? (or) What was the best trip you ever took?
  • Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?
  • My coffee is hot but you’re hotter.
  • What’s your favorite season? (or) What’s your favorite holiday?
  • Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my coffee order. What was it again?
  • Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.
  • Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
  • Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.

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