69+ Pasta Pick Up Lines [Macaroni & Spaghetti]

By Chetan 6 December 2021 Pick Up Lines 0 Comments

Pasta Pick Up Lines:- Searching for the best pasta flirty phrases for your kitchen classes. If you want to impress your crush at the kitchen classes with the help of these funny, dirt and flirty pasta and spaghetti pick up lines. Start a good conversation with the help of the best pasta lines.

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Macaroni And Pasta Pick Up Line For Him

Penne for your thoughts.
You pasta your test!
Ramen to that!
I get upsetti without my spaghetti.
I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.
I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic.
If they go off, they could spell disaster. I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”
I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck
Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too alfredo!
Are you Mom’s spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
Hey cutie, are you spaghetti?
Are your palms sweaty?
Like spaghetti, you’re only straight until you’re wet.
Are you spaghetti? cuz I want you to meet my balls.
Are you a pasta? Are you spaghetti because I want you to meet my balls.

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What’s the most humorous kind of pasta? Tortellini!
My wife thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti, macaroni and fusili. She won’t be laughing when I drive pasta!
Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty penne!
Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.
Where do you find scary stories about Italian food?CreepyPasta!
Coz you can meet my balls.
Are you spaghetti, I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente. Because you can meat my balls 8—>
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Pasta!
Because I’d love for you to meet my balls
Because I want you to meet my balls.
Do you like pasta?
Hey, girl is your pasta?
Are you spaghetti
How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo!
Roses are red, violets kinda suck

Funny Pasta Puns For Crush

Hey, are you spaghetti? Because it might get messy, but I wanna eat you in my bed.
Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian? I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
Cause I’m craving some nudels.
Because you’re going to love this pennetration
Because you got angel hair.
I feel in my heart, he’s telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.
Do you like spaghetti?
Are you Mom’s spaghetti?
Is your family in the pasta business?
Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? Pasta la vista!
Pasta La Vista Baby!
What is this word “Spa”? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
I walked right pasta and didn’t even notice!
This too shall pasta.

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Pasta Pick Up Text For Her

What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta!
What do you call a sick pasta? Mac n’ sneeze!
Because I want you to meet my balls.
Are you Mom’s spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.
The c has a plan for us.
Noodles are part of my daily rotini.
Can you pasta sauce please?
We’re all spaghetting older.
Spaghett out of my way!
You just spaghet-me!
I am tortellini in love with you.
Sadly, they pasta way.
That made me laugh so hard I’m ravioling on the floor.
It cost a pretty penne.