80+ WIFI Pick Up Lines

Welcome to our blog on wifi pick up lines! In this post, we’ll be exploring some of the best wifi pick up lines that you can use to impress that special someone. Whether you’re looking for a romantic line, a funny line, or something else, we’ve got you covered. So, without further ado, let’s get started.

WIFI Pick Up Lines

WIFI Pick Up Lines
  • Is your WIFI down? It’s OK because my signal goes up for you.
  • Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection
  • Are you public WIFI? Because I am connecting to you automatically.
  • Girl, you so hot you extended by Wifi Booster.
  • Girl, don’t connect to public Wi-Fi. If you want security, come to my home and I can shower you with some private WIFI.
  • No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
  • If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.
  • Are you a WIFI mesh? Because I feel your love everywhere I go.
  • I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
  • Are you a wifi signal? Because you’re not mine, but I’ll try to use you anyways.
  • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your A$$ is refreshing.
  • Is there something wrong with your wifi? Cause I know a few hot spots
  • Are you wifi? Because Imma get you to full bars if I move closer to you.
  • Is your name Wi-Fi, cause everybody else linked with you.
  • The password is Baby. That’s the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight.
  • Girl, I don’t need no wifi? Because I already got a hotspot like you.
  • I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
  • Babe I am wifi, because I will make your wishes come true and entertain you all night long.
  • You make my software turn into hardware!
  • Girl I got the strong wifi router, because I will extend my signal into your device anytime.
  • Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
  • Are you Wi-Fi? Because you are quite the hotspot.
  • Are you Wi-Fi? Because you’re shit.
  • Because I want to change last i to e.
  • You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.
  • Is your wifi signal strong enough? Or do I need to move my extender closer to you?
  • Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!
  • Is there something wrong with your Wi-Fi? Because I know a few hot spots.
  • Is your wifi down? It’s OK because my signal goes up for you.
  • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
  • Babe, don’t connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.
  • Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
  • Are you WIFI?cause we don’t have any connections.
  • You’re so hot, I’d Instagram you without a filter.
  • Do you have a Wi-Fi repeater? Or do I need to stay closer to you?
  • I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
  • Are you WIFI? I feel like I need the password.
  • Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • Girl, you so hot you extended by WIFI Booster.
  • Is your WIFI signal strong enough? Or do I need to move my extender closer to you?
  • I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

Are You WIFI Pick Up Lines

  • Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
  • Cause I wanna ask everyone the password to get to use you.
  • If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!
  • Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?
  • Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because you’re not mine, but I’ll try to use you anyways.
  • You have a trojan? hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.
  • Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
  • Are you wifi? Because I love to have you around.
  • Would you like to connect to my heart’s wifi?
  • I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Is there something wrong with your wifi? Because I know a few hot spots.
  • Are you WIFI ? Cause I feel like being close to you.
  • If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
  • Is your name ‘wifi’? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  • You’ll need the WIFI password when you come over.
  • Are you WIFI? Because I can’t live without you.
  • You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
  •  Are you Wi-Fi cause I’m only entertained when you’re around.
  • Is your name ‘wifi’? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  • I left my Wi-Fi on and it’s telling me that you are a hotspot.
Are You WIFI Pick Up Lines
  • Are you WIFI ?
  • Are you on Netflix? Because I’d stream you all night.
  •  I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
  • We have a connection stronger than our Wi-Fi.
  • Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
  • No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
  • If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you.
  • Babe, you don’t need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.
  • How about we go home and you handle my exception?
  • Me again: “That’s the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight”
  • Is that a WIFI enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
  • Babe are you wifi? Because you are the one I look forward to everywhere I go.
  • Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.
  • Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?
  • You’re so fine…. You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
  • I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
  • 1a3v143 – Save it
  • Are you WiFi? Because I can feel the connection between us
  • Are you a wifi signal? Because you’re not mine, but I’ll try to use you anyways.
  • If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.
  • Do you have a wifi repeater? Or do I need to stay closer to you?
  • Are you WiFi? Cuz im feeling a connection

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