45 Alien Pick Up Lines {FUNNY, DIRTY, CHESSY}

Are you tired of the same old human pick up lines? Do you want to try something new and exciting? Then why not try using an alien pick up lines! In this blog post, we’ll explore some of the best pick-up lines from across the galaxy.

Alien Pick Up Lines

Alien Pick Up Lines
  1. Greetings. Would it be satisfactory to purchase you an alcohol induced beverage and maybe reproduce together afterwards?
  2. Is that a verruca horned parasite on your head, or are you just glad to see me?
  3. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  4. Want to join the thousand-mile-high club?
  5. Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
  6. Greetings. Would it be acceptable to buy you an alcoholic beverage and then perhaps procreate together?
  7. Are you a carbon-based model?
  8. You’re so beautiful, you look like you’re from another planet.
  9. Would you hold it against me if I told you you had a celestial body?
  10. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  11. I’d like to wrap my 36 arms around you.
  12. Are you a carbon-based model?
  13. Did you fall from space? Cause your body is out of this world.
  14. You’re unlike anything I’ve ever seen on this planet.
  15. Are you an alien, because you abducted my heart long ago.
  16. I’m currently experiencing 10,000 Gs of LUV.
  17. You are a breath of fresh air in an otherwise all-too-nitrogenous atmosphere.
  18. Babe your ass is like from outer-space, your legs are just out of this world.
  19. Do you want me to probe you?
  20. You’re a breath of fresh air in an otherwise suffocating atmosphere.
  21. Hi there, wanna flux?
  22. Are you a birthing member of the human race? If so, I need your body.
  23. Hey attractive, come to this reality often?
  24. Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
  25. Hey, gorgeous, do you come to this reality regularly?
  26. Are you an energy-based life form? Because you make me tingly.
  27. Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my saucer?
  28. Have you eve had a close encounter of the pantless kind?
  29. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
  30. You have to be from Area 51. Because all the wusses want to live inside you.
  31. Want an out-of-this-world experience?
  32. Hey, I know what your thinking, but, that’s no tail…
  33. How do you debunk an alien? By throwing him/her out of bed.
  34. Have you eve had a close encounter of the pantless kind?
  35. So…Is this your first abduction?
  36. Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my saucer?
  37. Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?
  38. I wonder what our kids would look like.
  39. Didn’t I just see you on YouTube?
  40. Are you an extraterrestrial?
  41. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a galaxy like this?
  42. How do I know you’re not Photoshopped or CGI?
  43. Where have you been, for the first 900 years of my life?
  44. Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
  45. Aye girrrrl, what planet are YOU from? Can I get yo galactic coordinates?

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